Luckily I’ve always been pretty assertive and done whatever the hell I wanted to starting at a young age LOL, and even though my family pushed me into my brief “ex-gay” experience, I never actually got to the point of going to any meetings.

When the initial “ex-gay” DOCTOR was interested in nothing else but hearing about my so-far sexual experiences, I knew right then these people were nothing more than idiots and lunatics.

And I was right.

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I rarely read Randy’s blog, but I had to see for myself if he already dissed this article. And of course he did – while piling on tons more ‘campiness’ and ‘fabulousness’ (as if Exodus is cool with “fabulous” and “campy” “ex-gays”).

Lest we forget, these people are guilty of yapping the tired line about “nor fornicators, nor homosexuals, nor effeminate men, nor blah blah blah will get into heaven”.

I’m pretty sure there’s no exception to that rule for Randy, because acting like a woman to attract new “ex-gays” sounds pretty effeminate to me. Not to mention this is false advertising, for the future “ex-gays” who will be told they can’t be making witty comments, acting campy, or anything else attributed to “being gay”.

But what’s really hilarious about all this, is Randy says Exodus is working behind the scenes to prevent future reports like this one from getting out into the public.

What is Exodus planning on doing? Running a background check on all attendees? Googling all of their names, to make sure none of them are reporters?

Randy, Randy, Randy. The kookier the “ex-gays” come across, I’m sure the more volunteers can be found to go undercover, report, take pictures, take audio, etc. at Exodus cult meetings – and those people don’t have to be reporters.

And it’s totally fair, beings Mike Ensley has been pleading to high school kids to spy on high school GSA’s and report back to him. Plus their good buddy Peter LaBarbera is famous for taking photos at gay events and bathhouses for his “undercover investigating”.

These guys can’t keep their cult meetings and the going-on’s “behind the scenes” secret forever. The larger Exodus becomes, the harder it’ll be to keep the public from finding out exactly how nutty these people really are.

Soon enough, there won’t be any more lifelines left to claim “I’m being taken out of context”, when you sashay across the stage like RuPaul and claiming to be “cured of homosexuality”, while trying to recruit confused teenagers and their neurotic parents.

Really, these events should be exposed front and center, with no opportunity for Alan or Randy to edit the report and actual quotes from Exodus members, to their own liking. And THIS is their biggest problem of all, with this report – they had no control over what the public reads about them. It must suck to be them, because it’s all downhill for Exodus.