Then you may need to see a therapist. Also, you are probably a wingnut.
Here is former Navy chaplain Gordon Klingenschmitt, the shame of current/former Navy chaplains everywhere, leading us all in reciting Fundamentalist talking points to The Lord, in case He, in all his divine mercy and busy schedule, has been playing hooky from CitizenLink and OneNewsNow lately.
Let us pray:
And the congregation said, “What a freak.”
Amen.
By the way, Klingenschmitt is one of those lunatics that prays for people to die, because you know, WWJD? If you’d like to hear more of his one-minute prayer wanks, go here, and please, if you feel called by the Lord, leave lots of comments and ratings, etc.
P.S. Lisa Miller, really? These are the people you’re allowing to lead you? If you haven’t heard, there’s a better way.
Having read the info him, his nutty prayers for Lisa Miller don’t worry me a tenth as much as his beliefs in the Rapture: How many fanatics like Klingenschmitt are still ministering to US troops? I’m amazed anyone who gleefully looks forward to the End Times, and by logic, mushroom clouds over New York, Baghdad and other ‘godless’ places, is allowed anywhere near the military in the first place. Especially as the president of Iran, which is now approaching nuclear status, does too. Why did it take the military so long to kick this nutcase out?
This is outrageous. Encouraging lawlessness and kidnapping.
Remember when conservatives stood for law and order? Real conservatives must realize that the Religious Right is corrupting their movement. If they were smart, they would part ways.
Prayer against Barry Lynn: “Let their days be few, and replace them with Godly people. Plunder their fields, and seize their assets. Cut off their descendants, and remember their sins, in Jesus’ name. Amen.”
Very interesting, I never knew Barry was also a farmer and raised crops. Who knew he had the time? I do hope his fields are okay.
As a veteran I’m gladdened to see that the official policy is to discourage sectarian ministries within our armed forces. From a WorldNutDaily article posted 08/15/06: “Several dozen other chaplains also have joined together in a civilian lawsuit that alleges the Navy hierarchy allows only those Christian ministers who advocate only non-sectarian blandishments to be promoted. Those with evangelical beliefs, they say, are routinely drummed from the Navy.”
It would be great if some organization could create a central repository for these kinds of articles, to show how the “conservative” religious movement is anything but. They flout local, state and federal laws all in the name of their idea of God, and it’s not *that* much of a leap between that and strapping on a vest of C-4 and walking into a gay nightclub. The only difference is the level of craziness.