In the following video, a bunch of boy anacondas just cold writhe their snake bodies around this lady anaconda, and she is obviously a very loose lady anaconda, because she LIKES it.
Have these big snakes not heard that marriage is between ONE boy anaconda and ONE girl anaconda and decidedly NOT “a buncha dudes just slithering around a lady and tickling her sexy snake parts”?
Godless heathens.
They better not teach this to the children, or we’ll bitch and moan and file a whole buncha frivolous lawsuits, because this is a violation of my notion of natural law, yes it is, which I made up just now, and you can’t argue with that!
(h/t Pharyngula)
I’m not sure how this relates to ex-gays or the Christian Right, but I love National Geographic ;-)
My brain is fried, so I took some liberties with the subject matter.
Welcome to the reptile house.
Snake sex is gross. It should be banned. As should all mammalian sex not conducted in private.
Penalties should also be established for same-sex mammalian activity, and church-government agencies should be formed to police all mammalian activity.
I just watched a video of scorpion sex.
Fatherless homes by design is what I saw.
Because, you see, if the father sticks around after he helps Stella get her groove back, Stella just might eat him. That’s what kind of an attitude Stella has.