Jenny Sanford, the soon-to-be ex-wife of
Argentinian sex tourist South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, has revealed to Barbara Walters that Mark “insisted they take the fidelity clause out of their marriage vows.”
“It bothered me to some extent, but … we were very young, we were in love,” she said. “I questioned it, but I got past it … along with other doubts that I had.”
She still married him. Oh, but she has a book coming out! So, we’re supposed to be…sympathetic? This is supposed to make us want to read her book?
This is what happens when gays get married, y’all. Butterfly effect or something like that.
For the record, Mark Sanford is against marriage equality, civil unions, and has voted to ban adoption by gay couples.
This would be a good time to remember that hilarious satirical piece that went around last summer that claimed Jenny had blamed her marital problems on gay marriage.