Most of the best parts of the internet are making fun of this video today. It’s Molotov Mitchell and some other undersexed chunk friend of his, “rapping” about how Obama is going to be a one term president. And um, they call themselves “WOLVERINES!” Really. It’s impossible to truly make fun of these people, because they are the joke.
First the video, then Wonkette commenters, because why not?
(h/t Wonkette and Balloon Juice and Jesse at Pandagon, in a post titled “What Would Happen If The Black Eyed Peas Were Conservative Bloggers And None Of Them Were Black?” Heh.)
Wonkette commenters’ reactions:
“Like France’ Dieudonn?©, but with more urban-suburban hip-hoppy fascism.”
“Speaking as a marketing professional, if you are trying to co-opt youth culture, it helps to actually find some youths to help you out with it. The average age of these people is what, 35?”
“This video has it all. Autotune, a big hipped girl with crooked bangs, and an epileptic seizure warning.”
“Wait, WND people complaining about the Iraq war not being over? That is some RICH bullsh*t.”
“Even Sarah Palin would call this retarded.”
“Isn’t ‘OTP’ the fanfiction term for ‘I hope these two characters have buttsex’?
Hehindeedy!
They seem to be targeting youth, both with this garbage and the recent nonsense at CPAC. They recognize the fact that the conservative movement is aging and younger people aren’t as into the God Guns & Gays schtick, so they’re desperate to recruit. Sadly they think this insane pandering is going to lure them in. All they’re doing is making fools of themselves.
On a side note, why is it they’re always accusing us of “recruiting youth” when it is they (through the churches and their political outreach) who are constantly doing so?
What a circus act
The old bald guy with the beard was pretty bad and needs to grow up and act his age.
The chubby nerd in the polo shirt was just pathetic. One of the worst rappers in the history of the genre.
Embarrassing.
The Inane Assclown Posse.