Betty Cracker at Rumproast has traveled into the future and brought back the headlines from wherever in the future she visited. (Next week sometime, Betty?) Anyway, who would have ever thought?

mc cucc Tomorrows Newspaper, Today! (UPDATED)

What a completely unexpected tragedy!

(If you don’t follow politics, and have somehow missed the stories that make this funny, click gay for Bob McDonnell and panic for Ken Cuccinelli. If you follow the long arc of these stories, they tend to have a certain, um, pattern, so, as Betty said, “it’s only a matter of time.”)

UPDATE: Jon Stewart took on the subject of the anti-gay lawmakers in Virginia, and their beautiful heads of hair, in a “Gaywatch” segment last night. Watch it, via Good-As-You:

That state flag is pretty frickin’ gay.