SO Jesus-y, this one.
I will now liveblog video of this pastor, Wayne Sapp, who shepherds some sort of flock at the “Dove World Outreach Center,” and who says “fag” a whole bunch of times:
1. Did you know that Gainesville is the eleventh gayest city in the country! I didn’t! I figured it was more like the eleventieth! The more you know!
2. He’s using a green screen. Some of you are tech savvy. You know what to do.
3. He contacted a bunch of pastors for their support for his torch wielding mob of pantloads, to make sure no fags are ever elected to public office in Gainesville. Guess how many are helping him? Nada. So that’s good news, and also funny, because this dingbat went and made a green screen video and evurthang!
4. Fire of God!
5. All the other pastors are sissy fags? All of them need to be removed from their pulpits and replaced with paranoid pantloads!
6. Also, Islam is for fags?
7. If you don’t do things that are not in the Bible, you are anti-Bible. (???)
9. The world is going to hell. R U?!?!?!?!