roman rekersx390 What Lifts George Rekers Luggage?  Why, The Long Stroke, of Course!The plot, she thickens. George Rekers is indeed gay, according to Rekers’ escort.

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‚ÄãThe male escort hired by anti-gay activist George Alan Rekers has told Miami New Times that the Baptist minister is a homosexual who paid him to provide body rubs, once a day, in the nude, during their ten-day vacation in Europe.

Rekers allegedly named his favorite maneuver the “long stroke” — a complicated caress “across his penis, thigh… and his anus over the butt cheeks,” as the escort puts it. “Rekers liked to be rubbed down there,” he says.

And now I want to run away and hide, forever.

“It’s a situation where he’s going against homosexuality when he is a homosexual,” Lucien says.

Ta-da!

Lucien decided to speak out after a heart-to-heart with a friend, Michael, who alerted him to the grim realities of his client’s ant-gay activities. Lucien, who had originally declined to speak about the trip, now says he can do little good by protecting his erstwhile, fundamentalist client.

In the past 24 hours, Rekers, a board member at the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality (NARTH) and cofounder of the Family Research Council, has claimed he took Lucien to Europe to inspire him to accept Jesus into his heart and renounce his homosexuality.

Lucien now offers Rekers a counterproposal: “In all honesty, he should disassociate himself from these [anti-gay] groups.”

Yes, he should.

Perhaps, having been exposed in this way, George Rekers has a chance to live out the rest of his days with a little bit of integrity.

The Miami New Times says more information is coming later this afternoon.

(h/t The Advocate, which is also where I got the picture.)