Please, just go read this. It will make you smile and also, it will make you laugh and laugh at a lady named “Sandra Rodrigues” and her crazy angry protest group, “America Forever” (an SPLC-certified anti-gay hate group), which went so far as to hold a town hall in Logan to tell everybody that all of the city council members were secret gay activists who hated children and cooked AIDS burgers in the backs of diners. Or something.
It did not work.
Homosexuals want to be in a position to entice children to try out being gay, she said.
“This is what the gays want,” she said. “It’ really insane if you think about it.”
And:
In the hall after the vote, Rodrigues repeatedly called out to others filing out, “We know what you’re up to. Boo.”
Sharp as a bag of wet hair, she is.
Again, go read it all. I don’t even have to snark this one, because s.z. at World O’Crap already did it for me. There’s a hilarious twist ending, which I will not ruin.
Unspeakable circumstances!! As Paris Hilton would say, that’s hot.
Way to go, ladybitch! We could use a few more threadless wingnuts like you, to drive the fence-sitters to our side.
Her ignorance has a “Retro” quality to it, especially her paranoia about AIDS transmission by food-service employees.
I ued to hear that a lot back in the ’80′s. I don’t know about anyone else, but I sure feel safer eating at a resturant whose motto is, “While we can’t promise our employees WON’T spit or bleed onto your food, they ARE all heterosexual, so go ahead and dig in.”
“Sharp as a bag of wet hair”? Where’d you hear that expression? :)
Sounds like Sandra DEEmented would be happier living in Uganda, but I’m sure she hates ‘keller’d people’ too.
Bill, I picked it up somewhere. ;-)
How do you fit so much crazy in one woman?
Crazy Lady’s Anit-Gay “America Forever” Protest Group has mysteriously disbanded according to this:
http://qsaltlake.com/2010/06/09/sandy-anti-gay-group-disbands/
That’s the twist ending I was referring to if you clicked the link.
I wonder if “unspeakable circumstances” means someone in her family came out of the closet?
Demons are fighting in her mouth, so she’s in the corner smacking herself roundly about the face.
If I was drinking coffee right now, Evan, it’d be on my moniter right now.
Those poor demons. How can they stand such an horrible environment?
Oh my, they keep getting scarier and scarier each moment.
Would-be supporters of what?
I’m amazed this passed in Logan. It gives me some hope that Utah isn’t completely run by nuts. These hate groups are scary but I’m kind of surprised there hasn’t been more of a reaction. (I grew up in Utah, and the idea this sort of thing could pass anywhere other than Salt Lake City, Park City or Moab would have been unthinkable when I was growing up).