If his only lady-choices were Nancy Pelosi and Helen Thomas, Mike Huckabee would be “for same-sex marriage,” presumably his own.
Seriously, that’s what he said.
BUT WHO WOULD YOU GAY MARRY, MIKE?
(This, of course, is an example of wingnut humor, which isn’t as much “funny” per se as it is an expression of a mean streak against people they perceive as uglier or weaker or lesser in some other way, which is then interpreted by other like-minded wingnuts as “humor.” This is part of why the Right never really produces real comedians. That Greg Gutfeld guy on Fox? That’s seriously the best they’ve got.)
Ah, “humor”.
If the best the wingnuts have in the way of comedians is Greg Gutfeld, they are in sad shape indeed.
In Huckabee’s case the question not be “Who would you gay marry, Mike?” but “Who would want to gay marry YOU?” No one I know, that’s for sure.
It’s ALWAYS the UGLY, Nasty-looking, rodent-like nosed, CREEPY men who have a problem with homosexuality. It’s either the ugly card or as in Rick Santorum’s case, with his size 7 shoes and tiny little ears and fingers, the “less than 4-inch penis” syndrome. I NEVER have a problem with a well-adjusted, getting-it-regular, straight guy with a normal and above-average sized penis who isn’t absolutely butt-ugly. NEVER! We, as a community, should really start hammering the hell out of these facts. Every now and then, some broken cocked, sexophobe, would believes that even his own “natural” sex is nasty, dirty and wicked comes along who isn’t ugly and Vienna Sausage endowed. These are the exceptions, not the rule. Healthy, full-functional men who aren’t disgustingly adorned with ugliness (like Humpledink) do not oppose gay marriage and gay relationships. They simply don’t! Isn’t it always the hot guy we all wanna bang who looks in the camera and says for the world, “I’m secure in my sexuality. I got no problems with gays.” And then, like I said, we got no problems with him…except he won’t give me his phone number! Serisously Robert, …call me. I can rock your world, baby. Call me.
Riiiight Merrell. Maybe sometime you can show us the research you’ve done that shows all homophobes are ugly and have small penises.