If his only lady-choices were Nancy Pelosi and Helen Thomas, Mike Huckabee would be “for same-sex marriage,” presumably his own.
Seriously, that’s what he said.
BUT WHO WOULD YOU GAY MARRY, MIKE?
(This, of course, is an example of wingnut humor, which isn’t as much “funny” per se as it is an expression of a mean streak against people they perceive as uglier or weaker or lesser in some other way, which is then interpreted by other like-minded wingnuts as “humor.” This is part of why the Right never really produces real comedians. That Greg Gutfeld guy on Fox? That’s seriously the best they’ve got.)