Last month, the world sport of football (known in the United States as “soccer”) announced that it is gay.
Here’s the official press announcement:
Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay
Did Exodus spokesman Randy Thomas get the message? Perhaps not.
Like many ex-gay” activists, Thomas declares that gay people aren’t “masculine.”
But then there are times like this week, when he spins his readers around and dishes ad nauseam about the wondrously macho spitting and drama-queen theatrics of soccer.
I can understand Thomas’ love of teen-girl dishing: He has worn the aura of Marc St. James in “Ugly Betty” for as long as I’ve known him.
But spitting? Has Thomas been watching some gay porn that I should know about?
As if Randy Thomas is masculine!
He acts like a woman (“just because I’m ex-gay doesn’t mean I can’t be campyyyyyyy!”), sounds like a woman when he talks, STILL has all the gay mannerisms – there’s nothing straight or “ex-gay” about him.
Not to mention he acts like a surprised little girl whenever somebody turns the camera his way.
Based on my anecdotal observations, on average, it seems that gay guys are noticeably more masculine than ex-gays.
OK, what did the Onion Sports News clip have to do with this?
I LOVE the Onion, but what the???