Well, she did:
Former Miss America [haha, sic, because she totally lost] and current gay marriage foe Carrie Prejean and her boyfriend, NFL player Kyle Boller got married in what must have been the straightest wedding ever yesterday in San Diego. This wedding was so straight that they made everyone in attendance have sex with an opposite-gender member of the party before entering the chapel, just so they were sure no gay people were in the audience. The wedding was so straight, that Kyle Boller got iced by his bros three times while he was reciting his vows. The wedding was so straight that… whatever.
And that’s all the time we need to spend on that, because to do otherwise would be inappropriate, like Larry King.
It won’t last.
Carrie Prejean is all about whoring herself off, and when the next guy with an even fatter wallet comes along, she’ll be getting her second “opposite marriage”.
How long before the honeymoon tapes end up on TMZ?
I hate to say this, but Prejean sounds like a substance of some kind. “Your Honor, we detected both Prejean and Santorum on the sheets.”