She was apparently grown in Joseph Farah’s backyard from a single stray hair from Molotov Mitchell‘s grit ‘stache!
She styles herself as a “comedienne,” but, as usual with wingnuts, without the laugh track there would be utter silence in the room. Her contention is that “homosexuality is a mental disorder,” so let’s find out why “D.J.” thinks so. Oh wait what? Molotov Mitchell wrote it? She’s just reading lines? Okay, let’s find out why Molotov Mitchell thinks gayness is a mental disorder. Again.
Uh huh, well okay, Deej, but maybe if you had a gay friend or two, somebody would have told you to abandon the grotesque dye job, because it makes her look like a tart, and maybe the other gay friend would have shown her how not to jerk around like a Wasilla meth-head on camera. AND maybe if she had a lesbian friend, there might be somebody in her life to explain to her how Molotov Mitchell has many of the warning signs of an abuser. But ewwww, gays are icky, says “D.J. Dolce.”
Anyway, welcome to WingNutDaily, D.J. We will surely have a gay old time making fun of you on a regular basis.
One more tip, Deej: Since you are not funny, may I suggest you study the character of Luann Lockhart from MADtv? Because the thing with Luann is that she’s really, really not funny, and that, itself, is the joke! If you could work up an act which would convince the audience that you are only pretending to be an awful comedian, then actual humans might laugh at you. (Might.)
To the other readers, if you’re not familiar, this is Luann Lockhart:
Much more Luann here.
(h/t Kyle)
She looks like a dollar-store version of Betty Page.
“She looks like a dollar-store version of Betty Page.”
Yeah, after she went all Christian zealot.
Is there some way to keep it from automatically launching? Her voice is almost as irritating as Janet Porters.
Jesus Christ, you’re right. Dangit. Let me see if I can mess with their HTML.
Wow, Doice is so not funny she almost wraps back around to funny… but not quite. Definitely Luann’s spiritual sister.
The difference is that Luann is a character, written by an actual comedienne. ;-)
Bleeeach! She’s disgusting!
Using these pictures to depict gays is like using pictures from the Mummer’s Parade to depict straight guys. And for the record, I wouldn’t let this spazzed out a*****e take care of my dogs let alone ‘babysit or adopt children’. Wingnuts generally are humorless, it’s the nature of the beast, and when they try, it’s usually lame and pathetic like this thinly disguised piece of hate propaganda against lgbt people and non-white immigrants. When she made the crack about ‘are you smarter than a sitting president?’ she should have been referring to bush instead of as a dig against Obama (whose IQ is light years above hers).
That’s some of the worst canned laughter I’ve ever heard. Conservatives seem to have a hard time with comedy.
Sadly, even if Luann Lockart was’t doing it on purpose she’d still be funnier than DJ Dolce.
Also, what’s with the initials for conservatives lately? C.E. Cupp, D.J. Dolce–are they afraid to let people know their real names?
Can you blame them, Becky?
I suppose not. If I were them I would also hide my face–under a burka. Although, you know, C.E and D.J. could actually be the same person, they’re both a little plump, have bad dye jobs and wear too much make-up.
Daniel wrote, “Conservatives seem to have a hard time with comedy.”
They certainly do. And they seem to have a hard time in any field involving creativity. How many of them do you know who are accomplished in the creative arts?
Comedy involves creativity – a comedian needs the desire and ability to see beyond the surface, the typical, the obvious, the standard, the orthodox, and beyond the indoctrination that has stunted their development. But creativity is one of the things that Conservatives fear most. Creativity represents change, new ways of thinking, insights, and making things different, all of which are anathema to Conservatives.
So, Conservative’s attempts at comedy just come off mostly as nasty. It’s a vehicle for them to indulge their bigotry while trying to make it fun. They’re like bullies laughing at their victims, or like people making fun of the handicapped.
here’s how we deal with this one. IF it needs dealt with, she may backfire her cause… GAYFACE she looks at least semi bi. so yeah, maybe she chose to be str8. but conservies still dont like that. its beyond the bangs, the gay is in her face, if she were a male she would have a lisp.
who is getting outraged over Twilight?
This I know for sure, at age 55 all my gay friends are now dead. Some were harvested by the virus, some died from drug/alcohol addiction, and some were murdered-(by their lover/f–k buddy). I was was always sensitive and tolerant of others’ sexual practices, but there is no way in hell I can honestly say the Gay life style is healthy. The gay community at one time simply wanted toleration and to be left alone, now all must celebrate it or be considered bigots/homophobes. No one can criticize any aspect or practice of the community with out that label being applied.
Jealous much? this lady is hot. Sorry, but you guys all sound bitter and jealous. One true thing about conservatives.. all the hot women. Sorry Libs. You guys all sound like a bunch of jealous, bitter schoolgirls.
And if any of you had bothered to learn anything about the woman you are trashing like little children, you’d know the following:
D.J. Dolce is a Christian who’s been in entertainment since she was a little girl, works behind the scenes on “For the Record,” is a member of Mensa, and practices Krav Maga (Israeli Martial Art). She also sings in the comedy musical group “Wolverines!” with Molotov Mitchell.
Evan Hurst, I think you need to grow up a bit, give up the angry little girl act and stop living up to the silly liberal profile. Do something positive with your time, rather than trying to trash a girl who could probably take you down really quick and really easy.
Yeah, no, Kim, she’s a moron.
And the fact that you know she’s in MENSA means she brags about it, which is oh my lord, so pathetic.
Kim, I have listened to her a few times.
Remember this; Betty White is funny because she laughs at the cruelty, stupidity and viciousness of others.
This poor excuse of a comic IS cruel, says stupid things (no medical organization considers being gay a mental disorder) and is generally vicious.
So, she is in MENSA. Well, intelligence does not always lead to wisdom…or kindness….or behaving like a lady it would seem.
Happily, except for a micro tiny subset of Americans, and us (who will be laughing) she will remain unknown.
People seem to forget that being highly intelligent doesn’t necessarily mean you are not bigoted, evil, vicious, nasty, a liar, delusional, superstitious, or insane.
Between Kim’s post and Dan Fagan’s, I tried to decide which one was more babbling and incoherent, but it’s pretty much a draw. And Fagan, what the hell is ‘toleration’?
Kim said “Do something positive with your time, rather than trying to trash a girl who could probably take you down really quick and really easy.”.
Right, because if you can beat someone up that means you’re right – at least that’s what conservatives think.