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Posted July 25th, 2010 by Evan Hurst

He’s referring to it as “our boycott,” which has me worried that he’s teetering on the precipice between his usual insanity and all-out, strait-jacket required, mental illness.  Also, he is glad he is boycotting McDonalds, because it’s keeping him from getting fatter.  Also, he dares the gay community to “negate our boycott,” but warns that we will get fat if we do.

This is all over that French “Come as You Are” commercial, by the way.  He is very mad at McDonalds for promoting the “disease-producing lifestyle” of gayness to French teenagers.  Apparently no one ever taught Peter how to put on a damn condom.

To sum up:  Peter LaBarbera, not currently eating at McDonalds, mad about a French teevee commercial, wishes the gays would negate his boycott so he could be the skinny girl in school for the first time, like, ever.

Happy Sunday funday!

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17 Comments »

  1. Pinhead Petey’s bulging waistline will certainly benefit, but his silliness will have no effect whatsoever, as McD marketing in France is independent of what happens in the USA/Jeebusslandia. It therefore won’t be affected by some lone bigot who temporarily stops gorging his face in the burbs of Chicago.

    Comment by MIke Tidmus — July 25, 2010 @ 3:28 pm

  2. The problem is less McD as people who apparently only eat there. McDonald’s hardly forces people to go there twenty times a week. Blame McD because one can’t say no. Not that McD doesn’t have its problems nutrition-wise.

    Comment by John — July 25, 2010 @ 3:33 pm

  3. I stopped eating at the Scottish Clown’s restaurant years ago.

    That said, I’m sure the French MacDonald’s company will be suitably impressed by his boycott.

    What do THEY care if a mere Rabid Fundie Christian American is pooh poohing them? For that matter, most French won’t care either.

    All hail Perturbed Peter and his French windmill jousting.

    Comment by Gew — July 25, 2010 @ 4:06 pm

  4. Im surprised that he had the brain power to even understand what was going on in the commercial…since it wasnt in American.

    Comment by KyleJL — July 25, 2010 @ 4:40 pm

  5. Porno Pete should stop eating there. His ass is getting too chunky for those undercover assless chaps

    Comment by Wayne Besen — July 25, 2010 @ 4:42 pm

  6. I just want somebody to catch him at McDonald’s loudly telling the confused person behind the counter that “NO I DO NOT WANT THOSE MCNUGGETS, BECAUSE OF GAYS IN FRANCE.”

    Comment by Evan Hurst — July 25, 2010 @ 4:55 pm

  7. Wow, he really is insane. I was under the impression that WE were boycotting McDonald’s because of what the fundamentalist COO said about how that same commercial would “never” air here?

    Whatever, nobody should eat there anyway.

    Comment by Duper — July 25, 2010 @ 5:06 pm

  8. he probably only ate ‘freedom fries’ when that was all going on after 9/11;

    actually, he should be boycotting McDonald’s for health reasons…

    i just won’t say ‘because he’s fat’…

    Comment by mike/ — July 25, 2010 @ 7:19 pm

  9. “He’s referring to it as “our boycott,”

    I’m sure his cameras and his computer (the other members of his hate group) are also boycotting McDonald’s. Therefore he’s not really being inaccurate.

    Comment by Buffy — July 25, 2010 @ 7:25 pm

  10. Aren’t gays also boycotting McDonald’s?

    I thought that there was a call for a boycott after the CEO of McDonald’s made some comments about the same commercial.

    Comment by Colin — July 26, 2010 @ 2:02 am

  11. After years of abstinence, I succumbed to the local equivalent of a Big Mac (Bulgogi Burger) at 24hr McDs on a recent trip to Seoul Korea. On arrival back home, I found myself married to a man for last 5 years and had been together for 23 years and had a love for Opera. How gay is that! Wow… that is the subliminal power of just one fiendishly clever commercial planted by The Glitterati (like the Illuminati but with… glitter … obviously) to further The Gay Agenda.

    Day after day, week after week, we see this nonsense. Can anyone seriously doubt the insanity of fundie ex-gays?

    Comment by Paul McMichael — July 26, 2010 @ 7:58 am

  12. There’s probably never been an occasion that would require Peter LaBarbera to put on a damn condom.

    Comment by Morgan — July 26, 2010 @ 8:15 am

  13. Oh Wayne….comment # 5…I cannot get the image of it out of my head…I am about to scratch out my own eyes if THAT would make the image of porno Pete in assless chaps go away! And there are, at least according to my grandfather, much, much more fun ways to go blind! ;)

    Comment by Gene — July 26, 2010 @ 9:31 am

  14. Well, I think that Porno Pete deserves some moral support, so I’ve decided to boycott McDonalds too, in solidarity with him.

    P.S. I’ve never eaten at McDonalds in my entire life and wasn’t ever intending to, but I’m going to boycott them anyway. See how they like that.

    Comment by William — July 26, 2010 @ 12:45 pm

  15. Why would anyone in France, who has 24/7 access to the best food on the planet ever want to eat that McDonald’s shit anyway. Two years ago I had croissants in a Paris airport at 2AM and they were the best damn croissants I’ve ever had in my life. And this was airport food!!

    Comment by Gary (NJ) — July 26, 2010 @ 4:46 pm

  16. ps…the best airline food I ever had was on Air France too — the chocolate mouse desserts were to die for. I’m sure porno pete doesnt like french ‘stuff’ either–too liberal and elitist.

    Comment by Gary (NJ) — July 26, 2010 @ 4:51 pm

  17. mousse! sorry about that–i would never eat a mouse :P

    Comment by Gary (NJ) — July 26, 2010 @ 4:52 pm

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