It’s rare that I lift two blog posts in a row from the same place, but hell, this is worth it. Writer Ed starts:
In an extremely ironic twist, today America’s gay bashers took it in the ass.
And then Writer TS adds:
And in a FURTHER ironic twist, the majority of teabaggers are displeased with a gay marriage ruling.
Giggle.
Boys and girls, if you’re not reading these kids, please start. They basically exist to make fun of Glenn Reynolds, AKA Instapundit, AKA the biggest moron on the internet, and also the biggest argument AGAINST tenure in American history (hence the name “Instaputz”), so for that alone, it’s worth it.









This is Sad, i don’t understand why a gay person would want to get married anyway, they can’t have kids…
Im waiting for the day where someone will want to marry their dog.
Is that the day you’ll finally be able to have equal rights with your true love, Spencer?
On what moronic planet are kids the reason for marriage? Those couples who want them (gay AND straight) have them. Those couples who don’t (gay AND straight) don’t. It has nothing to do with marriage.
Why do so few Americans appear to know the provisions of their constitution?
Because civics is not valued in the United States anymore, especially by ignorant fundamentalists who don’t value American ideals, and who believe that this is a “Christian nation,” at its founding. They should truly look into creating an Iranian style theocracy in the middle of the ocean, or perhaps in Antarctica, where they’re too far away to hurt normal people.
Oh, I vote for “middle of the ocean”.
Not on an island, mind you, just the middle of an ocean.
Who said anything about an island?
Oh, I vote, somewhere in the Padishah Empire, preferably on the planet Harkonnen. >:P
Un, Spencer, lots of couples who marry, both gay and straight, don’t want children. For the vast majority of couples that do have children the children are a secondary thought to the loving union of two people itself. Very few couples actually weigh the pros and cons of havind children and then make a rational decision as to whether they want them or not. It never occurs to most couples who will have children to consider not having them – they just blindly accept that children are the next step.
Doorman-Priest, You ask a pertinent question. Why do so few Americans know so little about their Constitution? That is one of several questions I have asked myself for many years. I truly believe that one has only to look at how generally dumb and easily led people are by blowhard radio and TV talkers to see the answer. Generally, Americans are like most human beings – idiots. Yes, they don’t want to think about fairness, justice, truth, law, etc. NO! Let’s just insist that the law and all that other stuff must conform to our religious beliefs, social teachings, what our parents taught us, etc. That is not to say that such backgrounds are all wrong, but they generally reflect biased and uniformed opinions and teachings. Our Constitution was formulated to guarantee equality for ALL (yes, folks, that truly does include the gay people all around you that you don’t want to know are really human beings) Federal judges, as is their JOB, are there to apply constitutional law to the cases that come before them. Of course, they are activist only when the decisions are not what the loony-tunes want to hear. We will now be hearing all about the “Will Of The People”. Well, check this dummies, OUR CONSTITUTION also protects gay people and DOES NOT ALLOW boneheads, even a majority of boneheads, to vote anyone’s (including your’s) guaranteed equal protections away. Most dummies on the right are not adept at swallowing this truth. In fact, they gag on it and to avoid this gagging, they will want the law changed to more accurately reflect their wants. Too bad! Let the games begin. Oh, and Spencer? You are indicative of what I speak. A near total waste of brain. It obviously doesn’t do much more that move your body and keep you breathing.