The American Family Association recently encouraged their wingnuts to take their hammers and flail their arms wildly away from The Home Depot, due to the fact that The Home Depot is Too Gay For Words, so let’s take the temperature of their boycott:

NEW YORK (AP) — Investors regained some enthusiasm for stocks Tuesday, sending prices sharply higher after reports showed a slight improvement in the housing market and a big jump in industrial production.

Investors were also encouraged by earnings from Home Depot Inc. and Wal-Mart Stores Inc. that were better than expected. The Dow Jones industrial average rose 103 points. All the major stock indexes were up more than 1 percent. Interest rates rose as investors moved out of the bond market and back into stocks.

It looks like the Home Depot boycott is just as successful as all of their other boycotts!

Also, fail.

[h/t Dan Blatt]

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