First, the quote, then analysis. He’s got his back up about Glenn Beck here:

A student at Augusta State University has just been thrown out of the school’s counseling program – with the approval of a federal judge, no less – because she believes that homosexual relationships are unnatural. Her opportunity to pursue the career of her choice in a helping profession has now been shot to pieces. What about her, Glenn? You are giving aid and comfort to those who are destroying her vocational future because they want people to be able to use the rectum for sex without criticism.

Glenn, Glenn, Glenn: if special rights are given to people just because they want to use the alimentary canal for sexual purposes, no social conservative will be able to criticize homosexual behavior on biblical or moral grounds without running the risk of legal punishment.

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But Glenn, our “Divine Destiny” as a nation does not include societal approval for people who want to use the anus for sex. The “Laws of Nature and Nature’s God” don’t endorse such behavior. And neither should you.

Note that Fischer isn’t just condemning people who DO use the anus for sex. He’s condemning all the people who simply want to use it for sex.   He’s just condemned not only many gay men, but also a probable majority of the straight male population!  My goodness, he may have condemned Glenn Beck!  Also, his words apply to many Christian female college students who are “trying to keep their virginity intact.”  And many, many others!

Bryan, Bryan, Bryan:  Why do butts scare you so, and why do you hate everybody?

The rest of the piece is basically lies and insinuations about an imaginary American situation where old ladies are being imprisoned for life for hating gay people, or something.  It’s the same four stories (five, now that they’re deliberately lying about the Augusta State story) they always tell about their “persecution,” but since the writer is Bryan Fischer, it’s really melodramatic and queeny.  It’s really not worth reading, but if you feel inclined, knock yourself out.

[h/t Kyle]