Sally Kern made her infamous statement about homosexuality being worse than terrorism over two years ago. Now she is trying to explain what she meant! It’s not a matter of quality, but a matter of quantity, you see:
When you mention the name Sally Kern, most people think of the now-infamous speech she gave two years ago, declaring homosexuals more dangerous to America than terrorists. But that is the first of many misconceptions Kern says she wants to clear up.
“Here in America we’ve had what maybe three known real big terrorist attacks on our nation,” Kern said. “But every day our young people especially, all of us, but our young people especially are in a sense bombarded with the message that homosexuality is normal and natural.”
Now it all makes sense! Every day in every town across America, kids are coming to the realization that they’re sexually attracted to members of the same sex, and this is worse than terrorism (such as the Oklahoma City bombing, which happened, ahem, in her city), because if those kids are given the opportunity to live happy and fulfilling lives, Sally Kern will shit a blue brick, and she cares a lot more about that than children being blown up by domestic terrorists, because she’s a hateful, disturbed, poorly educated woman.
GOT IT.
This woman was elected to office by [purportedly] sentient beings, people.
[h/t Dallas Voice]
While many will be tempted to use gender-based insults, I think gender-neutral labels of her character are good enough:
monster,
piece of garbage,
trash,
rat,
scumbag,
filthy piece of crap,
dirtbag,
rotten animal,
villain,
Thank you for the ideas!
If I remember correctly, Sally was a founding member of the
Biblical
Institute for
Theocratic
Condemnation of
Homosexuals
The human equivalent to a giant mountain of bulimic maggots?
It’s obvious that Sally never cracks open a science book, but she really should read, ‘Biological Exuberance, Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity’ by Bruce Bagemihl. Yes, dimwit Sally, it IS natural and normal!!
Questioning Sally Kern’s viewpoint
In regard to the latest Sally Kern exposé it’s too bad Kern has no gay or lesbian family member who will come out and explain to her the facts of gay/lesbian life.
We want to live a life protected by the same laws that protect straight people.
I and others pay the same kinds of taxes and work at the same kinds of jobs as straight people.
I don’t want to diminish Kern’s freedom of speech or religion. I do, however, want to point out that her point-of-view of imposing a theocratic, Bible-centered government in Oklahoma and nationally is not in the best interests of anyone.
Texas, Hmmm I wonder if she will be the next in line to apologize to BP for the way the oil spill was handled.
Well we now have 3 official looney states, Alaska (for Palin), Arizona for the passing of hate laws and Texas. I was going to toss in California but they are so broke there I suspect that they will try and export pot to pay for the state to come out of bankruptsy. Virginia is edging closer to the 4th because of its governor and the AG.
Of course Tennasee is making a strong showing .
We can toss Arizona, Texas and Alaska out of the US by selling them off to anyone crazy enough to buy them. (naybe we could offer them on EBAY) of course thats giving them to much credit or we could put them up on Craigslist.
Virgina is the only one that would be difficult, I suppose we could just fivide it up with the adjoining states and throw in $20 if they take the state people who run the place.