Yesterday, we laughed and laughed at a candid video of Dr. Marcus Bachmann, husband of Michele, and the funny thing about the video didn’t even have to be stated, but simply was understood by writers and commenters alike! If the joke had a name, though, it would be “Mary.”
Well, let’s do that again, as we listen to Mr. Crazy Eyes on a radio show, telling us how to not be gay anymore, by way of Jesus/paying Mr. Crazy Eyes with money. Hell, let us live-blog it!
0:00 – 1:15: Boring
1:15: Christian counselors should not ask people how they feel! It is an abomination!
1:35: Christian counselors and friends should be calling their patients sinners!
2:00: We should be wise about from whom we receive “help.”
2:10: Sounds really gay when he references Better Homes & Gardens magazine. I guess they don’t get Dwell in rural Minnesota.
2:45: What do you say to your gay child? Dr. Bachmann suggests that adolescents will question their sexuality, and that this is normal! But this does not mean we should go down the Road of Homosexuality!
3:35: “Barbarians need to be educated, they need to be disciplined.” Great, gay kids are barbarians.
4:00: “Let’s fayth it, what’s our culture, what is our public school system doing today? They are giving FULL, WIDE OPEN doors” to encourage kids to think and do gay things.
Summing up, your gay child might be gay, but that does not mean your gay child should go down the ROAD OF HOMOSEXUALITY, and should instead stay on the Sidewalk of Straightness, which leads to the Cove of Crazy Eyes, like Marcus Bachmann did.
So that was fun!
Now, for balance, let’s hear about gays from Michele Bachmann herself, as played by Wonkette’s Sara Benincasa!
“Noooooo! Noooooo! Noooooo! Nooooo! Nooooo! Nooooo! Noooooo! NO GAYS!”
[Wonkette: Michele (and Marcus) Bachmann Will Cure Your Nasty Case of the Gays]
Just came upon this …
Does “ugly” beget “stupid,” or does “stupid” beget “ugly?”
Either way, DR. Bachmann is a two-bagger requiring a linoleum filter on the camera.
Day-um!
He’s enough to make ME turn straight, if I had to contemplate sleeping with THAT hot mess ™.
Now that Mama Grizzly has succumbed to paw-in-mouth, I suppose “Crazy Eyes” will run for President. It would be worth it, just to see Obama demolish her in debate.
“We must really thart calling thin thin”
Sin is Sin …. no matter what it is….shocking in this day and age that these “homosexual” times takes such a road in these days.. going “down that road” is none of anyone elses business just as much as a heterosexual is nobody elses business either … does anyone want to know any more what Jeff and Joan are doing in bed any more than Jeff and John? Get over it people …. this is just NOT anyone’s business!
[...] I’m really uncomfortable with people who think their gods are talking to them. I’m even more uncomfortable thinking about someone who hears voices in the White House. This woman is truly frightening, and her “first man” would be a guy who tries to “cure” homosexuals, including, perhaps, himself. [...]
The lady doth protest to much methinks.
Listen to Dr. Marcus Bachmann’s voice. This man hung out in the early 60s with “nellly” queens and picked up the accent. Like many closeted gays of that era, he camouflages his homosexuality by rabidly attacking gays in general. I did exactly the same thing in my teens.
Uh…………dude’s gay.
He is pretty funny on “Modern Family”, I’ll give him that.
I can’t help thinking of that Hair Club For Men commercial. You know? Where the spokesman says “I not just a member, I’m the president.” I think that is what is going on here with Mr. Bachmann. He not just the president of his clinic, he’s patient numero uno for Pete’s sake.
P.S. Good Job Truth Wins Out. Last week Congresswoman defended Gov’t subsidies to her and her “husbands” clinic. She said that the money didn’t go to her or her husband, but to pay for “empolyee training” – I’m gonna be super pissed if my tax dollars are paying for this bunch of hooey
I don’t think anyone should be punished for the way they look, or the way they talk, or what their sexual orientation is. But, those that condemn gay people should not be hypocrites. I wonder when we will find out how many times Marcus Bauckmann has had to apologize for gay liaisons, probably in his anti-gay office. It often seems to be the case for virulently anti-gay men. When people live in glass houses they should not throw stones.