Okay, I promise tomorrow we will talk about something besides Christine O’Donnell, but this, from Funny or Die, is epic:
As we all we’ve seen, anti-masturbation candidate Christine O’Donnell has a knack for saying crazy things. But what if Carl Winslow said them? Yeah, much better.
Here’s one, then click over for the rest:
[h/t Dave Weigel]
“So you can’t masturbate without lust.”
Really? It’s pretty easy.
Not for me. I’m totally lusty when I do it.
So, if we could masturbate without lust it would be okay?
“If he already knows what pleases him and he can please himself, why am I in the picture?”.
To make babies of course! All sex must be for procreation or its evil, right Christine?
This may come as a shock to you Christine, but there are even men out there would find masturbation second rate compared to sex with you.
Is it only male masturbation that C.O. obsesses, or is she interested in what women do in the self-sex arena as well? Has this been touched upon?
Not by her, Dave.
Maybe she should ask Carrie Prejean.
Priya Lynn: that may be true, but not of any man who reads THIS blog.
“If he already knows what pleases him and he can please himself, why am I in the picture?”.
I guess that explains why she’s still single at 41.
Good one Buffy. Anyone too hung up to masterbate is too hung up to have a good sex life.