Bill Donohue, his back all up in a grumpypants huff about something George Lopez said:
No institution, religious or secular, has less of a problem with the issue of sexual abuse today than the Catholic Church.
1. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! LOL! *spits Diet Coke all over the computer screen laughing*
2. I cannot imagine any scenario under which something George Lopez said would compel me to write a press release.
How did he manage to get that full sentence out before reaching for the fire extinguisher? His pants must have gone five-alarm.
Well of course they don’t. That’s obvious by how aggressively they purused the issue whenever someone somewhere complained.
Hush it up, and move the offending priest/bishop/whomever somewhere else. See? no problem.