No snarking necessary, as it would just be cruel. I can’t imagine what it’s like to attempt to fall asleep as Bradlee Dean of the You Can Run But You Can’t Hide [from the Muslim buttsex monsters under Bradlee Dean’s bed] ministries. TPM:
Bradlee Dean of the religious ministry You Can Run But You Cannot Hide International said on his radio program that Rep. Keith Ellison (D-MN) is only supporting LGBT rights as part of a strategy to bring Sharia law to the United States, the Minnesota Independent reported.
“I said time and time again that there is a correlation between the Muslims and the homosexual agenda, and we have a couple of fools in the state of Minnesota that are putting a rope around their neck and they just don’t realize it,” Dean said on a radio. “Here, let me give it to you this way: Keith Ellison is a Muslim.”
Dear reasoned that Ellison’s support of protections for the LGBT community (like the Matthew Shepard Act) and for same-sex marriage is part of a plot to overthrow the Constitution and put Sharia law in its place.
“Why is he so adamant about overthrowing the Constitution as it is right now? Because if you pay attention to the plow he’s planting the seed,” Dean said. “He’s trying to come through with Sharee [sic] law.”
“Does somebody want to talk to the homosexual community in the state of Minnesota and tell them what he is doing?” Dean continued. “Go online, folks! You love the homosexuals so much then why don’t you tell them who they’ve appointed as their chairperson? He’s a Muslim!”
“Hello? Why is he after it? Because he wants to bring in Sharee [sic] law through the homosexual agenda!”
As I said, it would be unnecessarily cruel to make fun of Bradlee Dean. He is obviously a very fearful, disturbed individual, who has conflated all his boogeymen together into one monolithic imaginary beast capable of destroying his Power Ballad hair with one swishy swipe of its Allah-worshipping tail.