Amen, listen to the words of this completely sane woman, who says she is a prophet, presented without comment:
In case you can’t watch video, here’s the text:
According to biblical principles, marriage is between a man and a woman , so we have to say “what happens when a nation makes a decision that’s against God’s principles?” Well, often what happens is that nature itself will begin to talk to us – for instance, violent storms, flooding. And you know there are actually some patterns that you can see where a nation will make a decision that is contrary to the principles of God and after that there is some kind of answer that God gives, being the God of creation, the God who created nature, but we don’t always understand what He’s saying.
Well, there’s something interesting we have been watching – let’s talk about this Arkansas pattern and say, could it be a pattern? We’re going to watch and see. But the blackbirds fell to the ground in Beebe, Arkansas, well the Governor of Arkansas’ name is Beebe. And also, there was something put out of Arkansas called Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell by a former Governor, this was proposed, Bill Clinton. As so, could there be a connection between this passage [Hosea 4] and now that we’ve had the repeal of the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell where people now legally in the United States have broken restraints with the Scripture because the Scripture says in Romans 1 that homosexuality is not allowed.
It could be because we have said it’s okay for people who commit these kinds of acts to be recognized in our military for the first time in our history, there is a potential that there is something that actually happened in the land where a hundred thousand drum fish died and also where these birds just fell out of the air.
Thanks, y’all, Cindy will be here all night.
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Comment by Lynus — January 10, 2011 @ 4:16 pm
This is GREAT! This is hysterical? I swear…is this video real? This has Saturday Night Live written all over it. :)
Comment by Chris L. — January 10, 2011 @ 4:38 pm
Well all I can say is if this god of hers is saying all these things that we cannot understand, why is he so inarticulate? He could just as well be punishing Arkansas for antigay attitudes and actions. Or maybe the birds fell to stir up some cinders on the ground and this woman’s name is Cindy, so maybe the fall of the birds was a warning to her to stop interpreting god’s messages.
Or maybe the birds died because of some natural cause yet to be determined. Or maybe there are increasingly bad storms and animal deaths because of climate changes. But I guess that wouldn’t fit with a worldview that says the earth is only 6,000 years old.
Comment by Patrick — January 10, 2011 @ 5:00 pm
Just insane. I am coming to the conclusion that it takes a special kind of crazy to be a fundamentalist–of any belief system. A bunch of birds dying is the fault of DADT being repealed? Wow. These people are way out in left field.
Comment by Merlyn — January 10, 2011 @ 5:30 pm
Speaking of birds, remember the gay penquins in the Central Park Zoo?
Comment by Scott Rose — January 10, 2011 @ 5:40 pm
This crazy s**t started back in 1978 when anita bryant blamed the orange crop freeze on the then pending gay rights bill in Dade County.
The latest I heard from SCIENTISTS, was that these deaths were probably the result of the inordinately cold weather, not DADT repeal.
ps..she looks like David Bowie. Sorry David.
Comment by Gary (NJ) — January 10, 2011 @ 6:00 pm
Are they Ben Wa balls she’s wearing around her neck?
Comment by Gary (NJ) — January 10, 2011 @ 6:01 pm
God gave us a mind and free will and then punishes us for using them. Or, like Republicans saying they can be bipartisan and open to compromise as long as it is totally their way.
Comment by John — January 10, 2011 @ 7:36 pm
If God had wanted us to listen to Cindy Jacobs, he wouldn’t have made her voice so irritating.
Comment by Bill S — January 10, 2011 @ 7:51 pm
The wingnuts are coming on so strong because they know gay equality is on an unstoppable role in America and they can’t do a damn thing about it except to stoke the anti-gay fires all the more, which shows their stupidity all the more.
Jerry
Comment by Jerry — January 11, 2011 @ 2:57 am
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Pingback by Truth Wins Out - The Bombast and the Body Count — January 11, 2011 @ 9:50 am
Wow, she jumped on that crazy train. If there was a God and he was pissed off about repealing DADT why would he take it out on birds? And why birds in Arkansas? If God liked DADT–which was signed into office by Clinton, why is Arkansas such a disaster? Wouldn’t god reward them for DADT?
Comment by Daniel — January 11, 2011 @ 12:44 pm
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Pingback by Truth Wins Out - If God Is So Mad At Arkansas He’s Killing Birds… — January 11, 2011 @ 3:48 pm
Cindy cant be trusted with the Word of Captain Kangaroo let alone the Word of God
Comment by blinkingblythe — January 11, 2011 @ 5:05 pm
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Pingback by Who wins the day? « Here it is — January 11, 2011 @ 6:38 pm
I find it disconcerting to know that every time I have gay sex an innocent little blackbird drops dead out of the sky. Thanks a lot, God.
Comment by Matt — January 11, 2011 @ 7:22 pm
Who said anything about an innocent blackbird? They’re being punished for their own sins, by their own “loving god.”
Comment by Evan Hurst — January 11, 2011 @ 7:44 pm
She’s obviously insane. Totally, utterly, unequivocally, entirely, undeniably, absolutely, and unapologetically insane. She needs to be locked up along with Jared Loughner.
What she thinks about gay people should be proof enough that she’s completely unhinged, but if you really need further proof, just look at that awful outfit she’s got on. What is that anyway… purple velour leopard print???
Comment by Preston — January 13, 2011 @ 2:12 pm
Everytime she talks, an angel explodes
Comment by ultimauw@live.com — September 26, 2011 @ 11:55 pm
that rotten outfit makes her look like a clown. Who would even *make* something like that?
Comment by ultimauw@live.com — September 26, 2011 @ 11:56 pm