People of Wal-Mart In A Hot Tub With Their Bisexual Dad, Ted

Evan Hurst February 01, 2011

This picture of Ted Haggard’s family is apparently in the latest edition of GQ, and I don’t want to look at it anymore, so I’m posting this and never looking at it again.
TedHaggardFamily People of Wal Mart In A Hot Tub With Their Bisexual Dad, Ted

Eyewash, please.

[h/t Joe]

Gross Ted Haggard

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15 Comments

GreenEyedLilo February 1, 2011 at 12:19 pm -

I’m going to throw up. Those poor kids!
Dan February 1, 2011 at 12:28 pm -

words fail. This guy is a train wreck.
Lyonside February 1, 2011 at 12:40 pm -

I keep channeling Cordelia Chase: “There’s not enough eww in the world…”
natalie davis February 1, 2011 at 1:00 pm -

Definitely gross.
Jen Hager February 1, 2011 at 1:12 pm -

EWWWWWWW! Please hand me something to poke out my mind’s eye!
Ahab February 1, 2011 at 2:10 pm -

Totally inappropriate. What were Ted Haggard and hiw wife thinking by including their kids in a provocative photo shoot?
Gary (NJ) February 1, 2011 at 2:47 pm -

Doesn’t she know where that mouth has been?!
Daniel February 1, 2011 at 2:49 pm -

So creepy. And all the kids look like him.
emma February 1, 2011 at 2:58 pm -

Well that has a pretty high “ick” factor.
Paul in Canada February 1, 2011 at 4:11 pm -

I just threw up on my keyboard. Thanks again, Ted.
gary l. day February 1, 2011 at 4:34 pm -

Looks like a promo shot for another cable reality show. I’d bet it’s been at least proposed, if not in development.
Rusty February 1, 2011 at 8:44 pm -

Ugh. Those poor kids! Teddie’ll be forever trying to prove his hetero “manhood”, he’s committed for life now. And why on earth a pic in GQ? Teddie’s no gentleman. Modern Neurosis magazine would be a better choice with a section on Advanced Denial and internalized hatred as self-abuse. Pity the poor soul (no doubt his groupies) who think these images dispel his homo urges.
curtis February 2, 2011 at 12:20 am -

“Since Dad stopped getting handjobs and crystal, we have been able to get a family hot tub. Now we can all let the jacuzzi sooth our twisted muscles while the world views how twisted our family really is.” ***possible Facebook caption suggestion.
Gene February 2, 2011 at 8:18 am -

Not that a whole new and possibly deeper level of “ick” is needed…but…when looking at this with a friend, she, not having read the caption or even knowing who these people are said “the kid on the right seems to be interested in the other kid in the tub”

upon a second look…an even deeper wave of “ICK” just went all through me, but, oh lord…are we the only ones who have picked up on this, yet more disturbing aspect of this family portrain that would send Olin Mills howling in fear out of the room?
Ugh March 8, 2012 at 1:08 am -

Oh my living God. This photo is terrifying. I feel sorry for every single one of the kids in this family. (Even the one who looks like a future serial killer.) It must be like living in a horror movie.