Lots of people on the pro-humanity, pro-equality side have had a lot of fun ever since Peter LaBarbera hooked up a Twitter and started talking. Right now he wants me and Joe Jervis to apologize for “lying” about Scott Lively or something, which, whatever, I’ll deal with it later. [Hint: The there that Peter thinks he has found there does not exist and there will be no apology.] But this is more fun and more important:
Girlfriend, you’re right, I wouldn’t wear it either. Don’t worry, though, I’m sure Kay Jewelers will come out with something that is more to the Pretty Pretty Princess’s liking any day now.
I had to look up what he was twitting about … Uh. I guess that’s a hint to someone he just wants chocolates and roses for V.D.
Or maybe he just hates the idea of an open heart.
If porno Pete were any more of an old Queen, it would be HIS face on British, Canadian, NZ and Australian money, not QEII.
I’m sure Jane Seymour will be deeply despondent when she learns that *Barbie* “doesn’t like + has no use for” her jewelry.
Peter seems like the type that would buy a ‘shiksa chip’ anyway. (yes i stole that from Joan Rivers).
I’m thinking that one motivation for Peter LaBarbera palling around with Matt Barber is to make himself seem a little less effeminate by comparison.
I wonder if Bam Bam has weighed in on the Jane Seymour jewelry?
What about Sprigg? Most important news of the day y’all.
My god, he’s such a ‘mo!
I guess the gold swatzika that Matt Barber gave him last year wasn’t good enough for him…just saying.
What use does he think it should have? It’s jewelry for Christ’s sake. No one actually needs it.
I neither like nor hate it, but it’s definitely better than that gaudy “Lord’s Prayer” cross thing.