Oh dear lord…Andrew Breitbart, gay wingnuts, Sophie B. Hawkins, all in one room. Can you imagine anything less exciting?
I only post this, though, because Joe Jervis did, and in doing so, won the internet with this line:
Hawkins is best known for her 1992 hit “Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover,” an appropriate metaphor for all that begging GOProud makes for Tea Party love.
Bowing to your greatness, Joe.