It is the first time this has happened since the last time he was on the computer, so obviously we are dealing with breaking news:
By the way, if you’re a servicemember with privacy concerns, forget about it. You will be forced to share open-bay showers with leering homosexuals and living quarters with fellow soldiers who may want to jump your bones. “The creation of separate bathroom facilities or living quarters based on sexual orientation is prohibited, and Commanders may not establish practices that physically segregate Service members according to sexual orientation.” That’s an “in your face” to General James Amos, the Commandant of the Marine Corps, who openly mused about the prospect of doing those very things. He’ll be looking for work before long.
So he came up with some “idea” to stop implementation of DADT repeal:
So the House Republicans can stop this disastrous repeal in its tracks by refusing to appropriate the gargantuan budget the RIT is going to require to jam this deviancy policy down the throats of the entire military.
Jamming and throats! It’s always jamming, throats, and men in uniform with these people. GO ON.
The repeal of the ban on homosexual service was rammed down the throats of the American public in a shameful and undemocratic lame duck session of Congress, by lawmakers who had been voted out of power by the American people. The Democrats’ death rattle could be heard from coast to coast, but they reached out from the grave and grabbed the military by the neck in one final frenzied spasm.
And now ramming and throats, with a “final frenzied spasm” on top for good measure. All righty!
Wow! Bryan can write some pretty hot porn.
Wow! Some days this stuff just writes itself, eh?
Mr. Fischer’s Freudian Slip is showing.
And so far as I know Amos is the only military leader who has publicly said (TWICE) that the USMC will move quickly to implement DADT (“Step out smartly”). The fact that the fReichtards keep trying to make him into a DADT Martyr is further proof they’re stoopid.
It kinda reminds me of a t-shirt i saw once. maybe it was a military tshirt?
“LET GO OF MY EARS. I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING!”
I assume that Bryan “got off” doing this story. Remix:
Privacy concerns,
forget about it.
Share open-bay showers
with leering homosexuals.
Fellow soldiers
want to jump your bones.
Grabbed
gargantuan
servicemember.
Jam
in your face.
Power
rammed down the throats
in one final frenzied spasm
heard from coast to coast.
Give credit where it’s due. He knows how to use the most descriptive words to paint the picture for the limited mentalities of his audience. Boy, does he know how and make it hot at the same time! It sure painted a vivid pic for me! :)
Bryan is most definitely one of dem ‘Fischers of hot Mens’.
Oh my! I wonder if he had a “frenzied spasm” as he pressed the enter key. I hope he keeps plenty of Kleenex by the keyboard!
Obviously, Mr. Fischer’s only experience with LGBT’s in the military comes from watching endless hours of Dirk Yates’ videos. He must have just finished one right before writing his latest screed.
Oh, Gary….good one! (post 7)
The man is an idiot…but, like Gianni said, he knows his audience. Sadly, that audience is way bigger than one would expect for such a buffoon.
Why do creepy bigots like Fischer always think gay folk are dying to see their junk?
@Buffy – Wishful thinking.
Hunger, you may be on to something there…sounds like Fischer’s fear that gay men won’t find him attractive is stronger than the fear that they will! But since he’s in complete denial about the former, he projects the latter.
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Holy Balls, Bryan. Have you forgotten that you showered openly with gays in high school, college (if you went) and health club showers? Are you not aware that gay and straight men have showered together for years in the military services? I’m gay and experienced all of the above and never once saw a gay man, including myself, cum on to a straight guy.
Grow up, for Christ sake.
Jerry
The fact is that people like Bryan Fischer have just endless imagination when it comes to what two guys do when they’re in bed (or, apparently, in the showers down at good old Camp Lejune). I agree with other posters — the guy clearly gets off on it.