storms Grant Storms Admits It: Yes, He Was Masturbating In That VanNext to the public park with the kids playing.

But he totally wasn’t jerking off to the kids, honest!

Reverend Grant Storms was booked on Friday after his arrest at Lafreniere Park. Witnesses told investigators they saw the man fondling himself in his van while watching children on the playground.

JPSO authorities said Storms admitted to the offense. He denies the charge and says no children were around.

Right.

You’ll remember from yesterday that this is the fundamentalist pastor who runs around Southern Decadence in New Orleans [and other places] preaching with huge signs listing the various kinds of people [including peodphiles] who will be burning in hell. His original story is that he was urinating in a bottle, which is strange in and of itself in the middle of a day in a van next to a park where kids are playing…