Here you go!
All sane people, let your heads hit the desk right now.
The fundamentalist Christian fear of contamination is so weird. Seriously, they have every single phobia in the book, all tied up with a bow and rebranded as “religion.”
My favorite quote? “ADULTERY! Could like like PURITY! To a Homosexual.” Also, if you were ever naked in front of your opposite sex parent, you are impure, because Fundamentalists live in a world where EVERYTHING is sexual, and the human body is considered naturally dirty and nasty and gross. This is how Peter LaBarberas are made, people. By listening to this drivel.
So much fail in one ten-minute clip, and I don’t want to ruin it for you. Enjoy the hysterical screaming hick, y’all.
[h/t Stuff Fundies Like]
“Adultry could be like purity to a homosexual.”
Wrong again, bucko, I think Newt Gingrich is a scumbag.
I just had an epiphany! I suddenly realize why these Christian loons tremble when they hear the number 666. It’s because when you say it or spell it out – SIX SIX SIX – it seems dangerously close to SEX SEX SEX, and we all know how SEX fills them with fear, trembling, loathing, and pleas for purity.
The Bible is responsible for so much insanity. It really should have a mandatory warning label–even an age restriction.
He said that “the world” doesn’t understand morality. Apparently the church doesn’t either. And the whole “uncovering nakedness” usually refers to having sex. Guess someone went to the wrong seminary.
Yeah, they really don’t teach original languages in country seminary, I don’t think.