Apparently, you see, Japan is full of atheists, and God decided to grab them by the throat and shake them in order to show them his love.

I think clips like this are important because they really show us what sorts of people we’re fighting against for our equal rights. Here we have a girl who obviously thinks that she means well, but is so brainwashed into her belief system that she not only does not understand that the shifting of the earth’s plates has absolutely nothing to do with the religious beliefs of the people living atop them, but also that the idea of a deity who would destroy and kill in order to show his “love” would be called an sociopathic abuser, if we were talking about a human.

Warped conception of love? Glaring disconnect from reality? Yep, that’s what we fight against for our equal rights.

[h/t Joe]

UPDATE:   Some people think this is a Poe.  Discuss in comments.  This is the thing about Poes, though, and it’s kind of the point.  If you are not familiar with Poe’s law, it is this:

Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won’t mistake for the real thing.

They are often indistinguishable. This is why so many people continue to be taken in by