Randy Thomas 300x225 False Alarm, Yall: Exodus Doesnt Even DO Ex Gay TherapyI had not realized Exodus had moved the goalposts this far into la-la-land, but here’s Randy Thomas!

As Jeff pointed out, we don’t do “ex-gay therapy.” The app is a resource app that pulled in many of our online resources including blog posts, announcements, event information and even a powerful article against bullying.

Also, we do not label ourselves “ex-gay” but identify as Christians who have had or have same sex attractions. Our goal is to live out our lives congruent with our faith. Exodus is here to help those with similar beliefs to do the same.

Really, guys. They never said they could change anyone’s sexuality. They never even said they aren’t gay anymore. We have always been at war with Eastasia, and Randy Thomas doesn’t know what you guys are even talking about or why you’re being so mean and stuff.