donald trump bad hair day Donald Trump Opposes Newfangled Golf Clubs, EqualityKids these days, with their gayness and their fancy pants putters:

Asked about equal marriage rights by the New York Times, Donald Trump, 64, compared the issue to the seemingly complicated problem of choosing golf clubs:

“It’s like in golf,” he said. “A lot of people—I don’t want this to sound trivial—but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive,” said Mr. Trump, a Republican. “It’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”

So does the attention-starved Trump feel the new putters should be illegal?  Or is that just for the gays?  Hypocritical trophy-wife-collecting bankrupt businessman with no talent say what?