Kids these days, with their gayness and their fancy pants putters:
Asked about equal marriage rights by the New York Times, Donald Trump, 64, compared the issue to the seemingly complicated problem of choosing golf clubs:
“It’s like in golf,” he said. “A lot of people—I don’t want this to sound trivial—but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive,” said Mr. Trump, a Republican. “It’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”
So does the attention-starved Trump feel the new putters should be illegal? Or is that just for the gays? Hypocritical trophy-wife-collecting bankrupt businessman with no talent say what?
Who are his “fabulous friends” who “happen” to be gay? I want to know who they are, if they feel free from the possibility of retaliation from him, and what they think of his public remarks on gay rights.
Yeah, ever notice how the only people who make a point of repeatedly mentioning their “gay friends” are those who loath us the most?
The fact that trump has such an issue with the ‘length’ of other guys’ ‘putters’ is rather telling. Donald, I personally would NEVER consider a ‘really long putter’ to be ‘unattractive’.
Silly Mr Trump. If you don’t want to USE a longer putter, finding them unattrative as you do, don’t.
That said, I personally believe that long putters deserve as much links time as short putters. They should have to be relegated to the closet because SOME “traditionalists” perfer to use a shorter, more socially acCEPtable putter.
I mean, if the longer putter is as equally adept a helping the golfer sink his balls, well, by ALL means let the longer putters OUT of the golf bag and into the spotlight.
Why, I’m sure we’ll be seeing them in the Masters and EVERYthing as more golfers decide for themselves that ALL putters should have equal rights on the green.
*crosses fingers and hopes those “fabulous” people secretly hate him and mock him behind his back*
This is a sure sign that he’s not running for President (something that, I think, has been pretty obvious for awhile.) He initially declared that he was against same-sex marriage to appease the primary voters in Iowa and NH. But now that he’s not running, he has to smooth things over with his “fabulous gay friends.” Sigh.
Don’t forget along with his fabulous gay friends he also has a good relationship with “the blacks”
I’m sure he even lets these fabulous gay friends of his use his bathroom.
Dude he is such a douch bag!!!
Well I’ll give him this much: golf clubs are about the least offensive thing I’ve been compared to as a gay man.
Imagine what he would have said if he actually wanted to sound trivial.
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