Rick Santorum and his wife Karen must believe in a fun-loving prankster kinda God, because Karen just told CBN reporter David Brody that it is “God’s will” for old Frothy Mix to be a presidential candidate in 2012. Man, their “god” has a wicked sense of humor, apparently:
Okay, so let’s review. The man’s name actually now means “unwelcome byproduct of anal sex when performed incorrectly.” Millions of people know this, and those who don’t pretty much find out when they Google the name “Rick Santorum.” Moreover, another story people know and love [are grossed out by] is the tale of when Karen miscarried [which is sad], leading the Santorums to bring the twenty week-old fetus home to introduce it to their children and then cuddle with it overnight [which is bizarre]. Not only that, Karen wrote a book of letters to the fetus! Oh, and in his recently launched presidential campaign materials, he accidentally stole a line from a pro-union, pro-immigrant Langston Hughes poem. Langston Hughes, of course, was gay, so we are full circle back to man-on-dog sex, the comment Rick Santorum made which prompted Dan Savage to turn his name into a synonym for “frothy mix.” As Ken Layne put it in 2009, “even by Republican standards, he is an outrageously stupid bigot and total human failure.”
Hehindeedy! So, basically, it is a foregone conclusion that any presidential campaign that Rick Santorum chooses to mount [insert one more man-on-dog joke here] will be a hilarious sideshow, and he and his wife believe that this is God’s will? As I said, their god must be quite the jokester. Either that or Santorum thinks he’s a newfangled dumb bigot reincarnation of Job.
2012 is going to be so fun.
[h/t Dan Savage]
Well Rick,
Those of us who are LGBTQ are concerned about the direction and future of our country too. We want a country in which we have equal rights and don’t have to fear losing our jobs or our lives or our property because some bigots like you want to make things hell for us on earth. We want a country in which kids who are different can thrive without being bullied, and can grow up knowing their dreams can come true if they work for them. We want a country in which the rich do not control the government and in which people who need a hand can receive it.
Those are not the things in which you believe, Rick. So we wish you well, but we don’t want you sticking your nose into our lives and the lives of those you of whom you disapprove.
So run for president. And when you lose, go back home and stay away from us. We can do quite well without you and your tribal god.
We don’t need any more radical anti-gay activists wasting our tax dollars and using Big Government to impose their anti-gay agenda on the rest of us. They do not have special rights to vote on the civil rights of other Americans nor to indoctrinate our children with the idea that homophobia is “faith” or a “religious belief.” Strident anti-gay activist Santorum needs God in his life. May God bless him and lead him to repentance and the ability to leave his sinful anti-gay lifestyle soon.
This is the same nut who, when her infant died, took the corpse home to “introduce” to her other children. Time for all these kooks to fade into the sunset.
evan
you are truly pathetic. Mrs. Santorum was
writing letters to a child she lost. her way
of dealing with her grief. Unlike you, she considered that life in her womb a child to love
and cherish, rather that a fetus or blob of tissue.
She brought her unborn child home so her other
children could meet the brother or sister they lost.
I think what is really at play here, is that you
and liberals like you cannot face the scientific fact that it’s a living,breathing human being in
the womb, capable of feeling pain, that’s being
torn apart or having its brain sucked out during
an abortion. As long as you deny this, you can
assuage your conscionce and pretend otherwise.
BTW, I would surmise that you, Evan are against
the death penalty. In other words,you would fight to save the life of a convicted murderer/rapist,
while at the same time fight for the right of
abortionists to kill (in inhumane and agonizing
procedures) unborn children whose only crime was
being concieved. Typical liberal thinking.
I once saw the contents of an abortion, it looked like somebody sneezed into a peitre dish.
B Anderson she can deal with the miscarriage however she wants, but to most people its still pretty creepy.
Brad:
You are a sicko for supporting Santorum taking home the fetus. Only a person with brain damage would traumatize the other children in such a way. Maybe that is why liberals make superior parents. They put the children first. They don’t mentally scar them to fulfill their solipsistic religious fantasies.
Brad:
A clump of cells is not a child, no matter how much you feel you must dishonestly convince yourself to make the storyline fit your religious fantasies.
Abortion is a private choice between a woman and her doctor. How dare you stick your busybody nose into that decision. Who do you think you are?
I think F. M. (Frothy Mix) Santorum & wife named the fetus Gabriel. How angelic. On the other hand when I was a little kid my Mom miscarried & Iwas the only one home with her & had to ‘help’. The doctor wanted the fetus preserved so the goop got placed in a large peanut butter jar & kept in the fridge until she could get it to the doctor’s office. What did I do? I named it Alan & chatted with it like it was a goldfish. I really feel sorry for the Santorum kids.