zebra microwave 225x300 The Slippery Slope of Marriage Equality, ExplainedFrom the comments section of a very stupid, very redundant op-ed in Austin, Minnesota’s Austin Daily Herald, about how discriminating against gay people in Minnesota is right and just and however it is that bigots are arranging their words these days.  Who knows who the commenter is, but he goes by “damien95,” and he had this to say:

If we allow blacks and whites to marry each other, then the gays will get married, then we’ll have polygamy, then we’ll have underage zebras marrying microwaves. Oh why won’t somebody think of the children?

If the zebras were of age, that would be one thing, but if this is going to affect teenage zebras, I’m out.

Sidenote:  Never in my life did I think there would be a ready-made and appropriate picture to illustrate this post, but god, the internet.