Oh, dear it’s Friday, what should we talk about?
Oh, here’s a thing. As we all know, fundamentalist Christians are nothing if not completely sane, so here is a Christian prophet named William Tapley, the, um, “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” and a self-styled expert on Revelation, just cold looking around the Denver airport for things that look like talliwackers and then making us a YouTube video to warn us of said talliwackers, which are evil, because dong shapes distract us from the TRUE symbol of life, which is the CROSS, which looks nothing like a talliwacker. Also, he says that the architects involved in designing the Denver airport and going to have to answer to god for putting all those weenuses everywhere, hidden in plain sight.
Three cheers for sanity!
Wow, he worked hard to find the hidden tallywhackers! (Uh-oh, I said “hard”.) The awk part was especially, um, awkward. This definitely confirms something I say often: No mind is dirtier than a prude’s.
the New York skyline must just scare him to death…and the Washington Monument…obviously satanic lol
Wow. I haven’t seen any of these things when I’ve been to the Denver airport. I thought it was gay men who were supposed to be obsessed with phalluses.
Every time a crazy Christian video pops up on the web, it helps reshape the public face of Christianity in America. Each video becomes another ugly zit on that face, making it increasingly grotesque (if that’s even possible anymore).
” I thought it was gay men who were supposed to be obsessed with phalluses.”
And your point is….?
Does anyone remember the Saturday night live sketch where Matthew Broderick said “penis” like 150 times?
I was going to count how many times he sais v”phallus” but I haven’t had any coffee yet.
My point is that one has to wonder about the thought processes of a man recognizing phallic shapes that an openly gay man didn’t even think of.
Damn those pesky facts!
From Wikipedia:
“…the specific name ‘impennis’ is from Latin and refers to the lack of flight feathers or ‘pennae’…”
Not to put too fine a point on it but since God created the penis doesn’t that make God satanic?
Someone thinks an awful lot about penis…just saying…
I was being a bit ironic. I was trying to say that I’m not sure this man is quite so straight, obsessed as he is with weenies not his own.
It would be fun to watch that guy recoil from all the evil lurking in the supermarket: big thick cucumbers, perfectly curved bananas, firm zucchini, flaccid sausage, humongous salami, and Italian cannolis full of cream.
I don’t even know what to say in the face of such foolishness. This man truly belongs in an institution!
Don’t forget Chef’s “salty chocolate balls”, and Cream of Sum Yun Gai in the ‘oriental’ foods, licorice whips, and Bawny towel guy– the one that looked like a 70′s caswtro clone, which is when brawny made its first big gay appearance..
Are you sure this isn’t a Poe, Evan?
Don’t think so, Bill, JC doesn’t tend to post things that are.
Okay, I don’t get it…If God created men and women, as is stated in Genesis, and he gave them the means in which to propagate the species; declaring it all good, then why is this false prophet claiming that phallic symbols are evil? It would make no sense that God would create something good and then have his followers say it was bad.
A good verse i read in the Bible( I wish I knew it’s context and where exactly it is located) states that Jesus had told his followers that there would be many people who would come preaching the Gospel in his name with most of them being false prophets. I think this guy fits into that category.
I’m going to have to call Poe’s Law on this one.
Ray, you still don’t get it.
He knows it is bad becuase he sees them everywhere and he thinks about them all of the time. Only a wily devil, a true son of satan, could come up with such an evil temptation, because 1) half of the human race has one, and 2) he is the Third eagle of the Apocolypse*, and your plain, everyday wonderbread kind of temptation is just not going to cut it.
He just wants to let us know that he is on to it.
Unfortunately, any one with half a brian is also on to him.
*Though he doesn’t explain who bestowed this lofty title upon him, or who number 1 and number 2 are. he just knows about all this stuff.
…and then he went toe-tapping in the airport men’s room. With a wide stance.
for out of the heart issues evil or good! You see what you want to see….
Ones “heart or mind” is the origin of evil or good…
so…….think on the good things!
Ben, I’ve been following this guy for a couple of years. I think he’s genuine.
Paging Dr. Freud…
This is about as sick as anything I’ve seen in a long time. Tapley has too much time on his hands. Being so obsessed with phallic symbols, he obviously he loves them!
Jerry
It should be “Revelation Unhinged.” Although he does have a point about the baggage claim. It does look like a giant member and scrotum.
Fot the love of God, no one explain Joe Camel’s nose to him!!!
Are you absolutely sure this isn’t a Poe? It’s hysterical, but are you sure it isn’t a parody?
So right, GreenEyedLilo! Prudes in general think of sex, and homohaters in particular think of gay sex more than I do and I’m a happily married gay man! This guy really had to stretch to pick some of those out.