Oh, dear it’s Friday, what should we talk about?
Oh, here’s a thing. As we all know, fundamentalist Christians are nothing if not completely sane, so here is a Christian prophet named William Tapley, the, um, “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” and a self-styled expert on Revelation, just cold looking around the Denver airport for things that look like talliwackers and then making us a YouTube video to warn us of said talliwackers, which are evil, because dong shapes distract us from the TRUE symbol of life, which is the CROSS, which looks nothing like a talliwacker. Also, he says that the architects involved in designing the Denver airport and going to have to answer to god for putting all those weenuses everywhere, hidden in plain sight.
Three cheers for sanity!