santorum 300x112 Old Frothy Mix Is Officially Running for PresidentLook, it’s Rick Santorum, launching another highly public personal embarrassment.  He is going to be one of the losers of the 2012 presidential race!

Andy recaps everything you need to know:

As you may recall, Santorum has compared same-sex marriage to sex with dogs, has said that it’s “common sense” to keep gays from marrying and adopting children, wants to reinstate the ban on gays in the military, and has said that gays shouldn’t have the “privilege of government benefits” offered to heterosexual couples, yet Santorum claims he’s not a homophobe.

Can you imagine the debates at this point? I can hardly wait, especially if the Emptiest Bumpit stops gallavanting around the country in a bus yammering about Paul Revere blowing trumpets for the British and actually throws in. Popcorn!