Look, it’s Rick Santorum, launching another highly public personal embarrassment. He is going to be one of the losers of the 2012 presidential race!
Andy recaps everything you need to know:
As you may recall, Santorum has compared same-sex marriage to sex with dogs, has said that it’s “common sense” to keep gays from marrying and adopting children, wants to reinstate the ban on gays in the military, and has said that gays shouldn’t have the “privilege of government benefits” offered to heterosexual couples, yet Santorum claims he’s not a homophobe.
Can you imagine the debates at this point? I can hardly wait, especially if the Emptiest Bumpit stops gallavanting around the country in a bus yammering about Paul Revere blowing trumpets for the British and actually throws in. Popcorn!
Santorum is looking good — like he has been working out and lost some weight. I hope he starts eating hotdogs and funnel cakes on the campaign trail.
Dude, you wrote “santorum is looking good.” Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh. Okay, I apologize to everybody for that one. So, is one of his balloons popping in the background a bad omen?
Actually, these clowns are going to make it harder for the GOP to regain the Senate in 2012. They are polarizing their party even further to the right than Bush did in his 8 years. Their teaparty cover girl now re-writes history with that dumb remark about Paul Revere, among others and then there’s that other dumbass Bachmann. Lets hope they bot get into the race to make their party look even dumber than it is.
Your nickname for Sarah Palin is hysterical.
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