Just Five Minutes, Tony?

Evan Hurst June 14, 2011

Tony Perkins just sent this e-mail to his followers. The content is unimportant, but here is the headline:

Five minutes on your knees for America?
June 14, 2011 |

Um. That’s quite a rationale, Tony. “Do it…for America!”

Wingnuts are the least self-aware people ever. Insert other jokes here.

TikiHead June 14, 2011 at 4:54 pm -

Will I have santorum on my lips after five minutes on my knees?
keltic June 14, 2011 at 4:56 pm -

I got that email today and was hoping the blogs would pick it up. hilarious!
PhilipJ June 14, 2011 at 5:05 pm -

Well Newt did his philandering for America, so why can’t we?
Richard Rush June 14, 2011 at 10:22 pm -

Tony, I don’t know about you, but for a lot of people, five minutes is just not enough time!
Karl > Richard Rush June 15, 2011 at 3:26 am -

That really does depend more on the person who is standing up, doesn’t it? :)
Gary (NJ) June 15, 2011 at 9:15 am -

5 minutes is more than enough if you’re in a shower and water is streaming into your eyes…. :O
RiJayden November 11, 2011 at 6:40 pm -

He could actually turn the tables on this whole LGB-to-hetero “therapy” theory, if HE got on HIS knees, enjoy it, and then, 6 months later, announced his full conversion back to straightness. No gagging, sir!