Horde of Gay Barbarians Glitters Bachmann Clinic

From Press Release — very funny and original:

Today a horde of gay barbarians descended upon Michele and Marcus Bachmann’s “pray away the gay” clinic and demanded that Marcus come out and discipline them for their “deviant” behavior.

Marcus Bachmann, who conducts “reparative therapy” at the clinic intended to convert homosexuals, has said that gays are “barbarians who need to be disciplined.” The horde requested to speak directly with Bachmann and experience some “discipline” for themselves.

When Marcus was no where to be found, the barbarians glittered the empty waiting room and reception area while chanting, “You can’t pray away the gay — baby, I was born this way!”

The action was organized by the same young man who threw glitter on Newt Gingrich, starting a national trend in political protest of anti-LGBT sentiments from political candidates and campaigns.

“Michele and Marcus Bachmann think gay people are barbarians?” asked LGBT activist Nick Espinosa. “I think its clear to everyone who the real barbarians are, based on the Bachmanns’ archaic views on LGBT equality.”

11 Comments

Gary (NJ) July 21, 2011 at 1:33 pm -

LOVE IT! wish I were there. This is almost as good as when activists enshrouded Jesse Helms’ house with a huge condom in 1991. The bachmanns will probably have one of their underpaid undocumented housekeepers clean up the glitter for them. (Unless marcus wants to use it to accessorize.)
Teddy July 21, 2011 at 1:39 pm -

Proud to have gone to school with the original Glitter Bomber/Leader of the Barbarian Horde.
cindy July 21, 2011 at 2:14 pm -

Now – END the faithbased GW/now Obama programs exec order that in the first time in our history is giving taxpayer money to folks like this — the billions a year congress funnels out to mega churches who are buying up property all over the country (and NOT converting them to low income apt’s, shelters, food kitchens, rather giving away in their wills to children, etc) – also funneled out to every fly by night (hundreds of thousands of new) 501 3c’s calling themselves faith based from healthcare for Congress members to mega broadcasters (public service you know) END THIS VIOLATION OF SEPERARTION OF CHURCH&STATE!!!!!
Obama thought it was good program, tho admitted in first week may very well be a violation the Supreme Court will have to decide one day” THIS SUPREME COURT?????? No thanks!
Hunger Tallest Palin July 21, 2011 at 3:32 pm -

[Wipes away tears of pride.]
Steve July 21, 2011 at 3:54 pm -

This is so GREAT!! KUDO’S again to you all for showing the USA what the Bachmann freaks are all about…I’m sure this gave Michelle a HUGE HEADACHE!!! LOL Keep up the good work..Totally have my support..:)!
Vincent J. Guarrieri July 21, 2011 at 9:45 pm -

Shame on Obama for paying this clinic their start up $$$ and all the medicare $$$ too, plus they also get farm substity $$$ for their land they own & do not farm and obama is broke well this is why cause he gives these rich fools $$$ to do BS stuff with.
RainbowPhoenix July 22, 2011 at 12:45 am -

Weren’t the clinic and farm subsidies in operation long before Obama was even elected to the senate?
JeremiahA July 22, 2011 at 4:48 am -

Bachmann’s clarification of his statement on the Point of View radio talk show-”"I was talking in reference to children. Nothing, nothing to do with homosexuality. That’s not my mindset. That’s not my belief system. That’s not the way I would talk,” Bachmann said.”

So these people were protesting for…what?
Peter Hargmier July 22, 2011 at 8:33 am -

@ Jeremiah

M. Bachmann was quite obviously telling porkies – we’ve all heard the recording, and he was asked about gay youth.

And from both Bachmann’s past statements, actions and the fact that their business is offering reparative therapy, that is quite obviously their ‘mindset’ and ‘belief system’
Merlyn July 22, 2011 at 2:40 pm -

Still sucks to refer to children as “barbarians”. Those freak Bachmanns should be glad it is only glitter. And anyway the comment was about GLBT youth. You only care about those GLBT youth who will knowtow to the hateful idea that something is “wrong” with them.
Daniel July 22, 2011 at 3:12 pm -

Jeremiah, the question Bachmann was asked was specifically about “what if your daughter was a lesbian” so it did have to do with homosexuality. Bachmann’s clarification was yet another lie. And his statement was idiotic–”education” does not make gay people straight.