Yesterday, I wrote about the silly petition that’s out to ask the producers of Sesame Street to make Bert and Ernie marry each other.  It was ludicrous yesterday, and it is ludicrous today, as they are felt puppets, and none of the other puppets on Sesame Street are married, so it’s not like they’re discriminating against anybody.  But here’s another reason why there’s no need to add a marriage component to Sesame Street, from Mary Pols at Time:

sexual big bird QOTD, Re: Petition to Gay Marry Bert and Ernie

CASE CLOSED.