Ack! My eyes!!!! There are some things you cannot UNSEE!
You owe us a more pleasant image to counteract it. Puppies, cute guys, or some combination thereof.
Gary (NJ)
August 13, 2011 at 9:57 am -
At least without the bun it’s low carb, unless she swallows. :P
That face is why her husband is putting the kibosh on gay sex. If my girl made a face like that when she opened up for a wiener I’d leave mine in the drawer by the bed and swear off of corn dogs while I was at it.
Jack
August 15, 2011 at 12:01 am -
Obama’s approval rating is now down in the thirties. We better start thinking about choosing someone else as the Democrat nominee or get ready to say “hello President Bachmann!”
Edward Harper
August 15, 2011 at 1:05 am -
Jack, Michelle Bachman is not going to be the Republican nominee. This ridiculous straw poll picked Pat Robertson in 1987. Ron “Du-ude, We Should SO Rent a Blimp” Paul came in second this year, fer Chrissakes. Pardon me if I roll my eyes at your political sagacity.
Karlis Streips
August 15, 2011 at 2:25 am -
I’ll bet the editors at Newsweek are kicking themselves for not having waited for this photo for their cover shot. :)
Gary (NJ)
August 15, 2011 at 1:17 pm -
Also, Jack, despite her popularity with wingnuts, most of them (especially the men) still have ‘a problem’ with a woman president. A black guy is ‘bad enough’, but then to have the kitchen and nursery ‘helpmate’ in the Oval O—-nahhhhh.
Daniel
August 15, 2011 at 3:45 pm -
Jack, you’re a Democrat?
Jack
August 15, 2011 at 5:29 pm -
Daniel,
Don’t you need to wait for Evan to comment so that you will know what your opinion is?
Evan Hurst
August 15, 2011 at 5:35 pm -
Jack is not a Democrat, but apparently more of a Firebagger-in-waiting-for-a-promised-pony.
Jack
August 15, 2011 at 5:43 pm -
And Evan, you are a two bit hack who thinks he’s brilliant (and funny) when you are neither.
Evan Hurst
August 15, 2011 at 5:56 pm -
hahah
Daniel
August 15, 2011 at 6:22 pm -
Jack, unlike you and your conservative bots I don’t actually do everything that anyone else tells me, including Evan. I know that’s an alien thing to you but if you try you will be capable of independent thought.
Jack
August 15, 2011 at 9:52 pm -
Daniel,
You have never expressed an independent thought on this website.
You jump on me because I don’t follow the line that we must support Obama for the nomination. Why does that threaten you? Am I not allowed to disagree with Evan on that? You are pathetic. If you can have your opinion (or if you can have Evan’s opinion I should say) then I can have mine.
Bettina
August 15, 2011 at 10:02 pm -
Daniel,
Why don’t you let Jack have his opinion? You don’t always have to bully everyone on here you know.
Daniel
August 15, 2011 at 10:14 pm -
Why don’t you shut up Bettina. I haven’t even posted on this thread.
Jack
August 15, 2011 at 10:22 pm -
Thanks Bettina. Watch out, looks like Daniel is coming after you now.
Edward Harper
August 16, 2011 at 10:47 am -
Jack is entitled to his opinion but his opinion might garner more respect if there was something to it. Right now it is “anybody but Obama.” To quote Abraham Lincoln, “anybody might be good enough for you but I have got to have somebody.” One of the luxuries of one’s preferred candidate being a blank is that said candidate is free from criticism.
Daniel
August 16, 2011 at 12:11 pm -
Edward, Jack, Bettina–I didn’t post the “Bettina shut up” post–I have a feeling it was Jack or Bettina trying to make themselves look like victims–most likely it was Jack–assuming they’re not the same person.
Daniel
August 16, 2011 at 12:13 pm -
Bettina, I didn’t post the previous “shut up” remark (I’m guessing that was Jack) but I have to tell you I haven’t stopped Jack from having his opinion but I have the right to express mine too. If someone’s trying to stifle opinions here it would be you. If you see me calling him on his ignorace “bullying” then you’ve really led a conflict fee life.
Daniel
August 16, 2011 at 12:15 pm -
Jack, I know you like to think that people who disagree with you aren’t thinking independantly but maybe I just disagree with you. I like that you’ve taken the time to research every post I’ve ever made on this board–though it shows that you have way too much time on your hands.
Daniel
August 16, 2011 at 12:18 pm -
Bettina, I meant “conflict free” of course.
Edward Harper
August 17, 2011 at 2:11 am -
Daniel, regardless of whether you did or didn’t–and I believe you when you say you didn’t–telling someone to shut up or arguing with someone’s opinion is not denying ANYONE the right to have an opinion so Bettina’s premise was false. The “shut up” comment, whatever its source, didn’t even make any sense anyhow, with the bit at the end about not posting on the thread.
Becky (the real one)
August 17, 2011 at 3:02 am -
I’ve known Daniel for years and I have never heard him tell anyone to “shut up”. I would put money down on it. But I love it how “Bettina” accuses him of bullying–total projection. It’s another reason I suspect Jack and Bettina are the same person.
I’ll bet Marcus does it better.
Ack! My eyes!!!! There are some things you cannot UNSEE!
You owe us a more pleasant image to counteract it. Puppies, cute guys, or some combination thereof.
At least without the bun it’s low carb, unless she swallows. :P
That right there’s funny.
YeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
:: runs off sobbing ::
Gah!
[Follows Ahab]
Trans fats abound!
I’ll bet Mr. Marcus won’t try to cure this with prayer.
You probably won’t thank me for this, but here’s Marcus showing her how it’s done.
http://www.fark.com/comments/6473893/71058383#c71058383
(Sorry Ahab.)
I’ll be in the bathroom bleaching my eyes.
@Bill S.
Emergency shipment of cute coming right up!
could you ask iowa to keep her? i’m hoping perhaps they have a special shelter or something.
Oh Wayne. My god. Changing the headline of this piece was a stroke of brilliance.
[...] Michele won the Iowa straw poll. This is important [...]
That face is why her husband is putting the kibosh on gay sex. If my girl made a face like that when she opened up for a wiener I’d leave mine in the drawer by the bed and swear off of corn dogs while I was at it.
Obama’s approval rating is now down in the thirties. We better start thinking about choosing someone else as the Democrat nominee or get ready to say “hello President Bachmann!”
Jack, Michelle Bachman is not going to be the Republican nominee. This ridiculous straw poll picked Pat Robertson in 1987. Ron “Du-ude, We Should SO Rent a Blimp” Paul came in second this year, fer Chrissakes. Pardon me if I roll my eyes at your political sagacity.
I’ll bet the editors at Newsweek are kicking themselves for not having waited for this photo for their cover shot. :)
Also, Jack, despite her popularity with wingnuts, most of them (especially the men) still have ‘a problem’ with a woman president. A black guy is ‘bad enough’, but then to have the kitchen and nursery ‘helpmate’ in the Oval O—-nahhhhh.
Jack, you’re a Democrat?
Daniel,
Don’t you need to wait for Evan to comment so that you will know what your opinion is?
Jack is not a Democrat, but apparently more of a Firebagger-in-waiting-for-a-promised-pony.
And Evan, you are a two bit hack who thinks he’s brilliant (and funny) when you are neither.
hahah
Jack, unlike you and your conservative bots I don’t actually do everything that anyone else tells me, including Evan. I know that’s an alien thing to you but if you try you will be capable of independent thought.
Daniel,
You have never expressed an independent thought on this website.
You jump on me because I don’t follow the line that we must support Obama for the nomination. Why does that threaten you? Am I not allowed to disagree with Evan on that? You are pathetic. If you can have your opinion (or if you can have Evan’s opinion I should say) then I can have mine.
Daniel,
Why don’t you let Jack have his opinion? You don’t always have to bully everyone on here you know.
Why don’t you shut up Bettina. I haven’t even posted on this thread.
Thanks Bettina. Watch out, looks like Daniel is coming after you now.
Jack is entitled to his opinion but his opinion might garner more respect if there was something to it. Right now it is “anybody but Obama.” To quote Abraham Lincoln, “anybody might be good enough for you but I have got to have somebody.” One of the luxuries of one’s preferred candidate being a blank is that said candidate is free from criticism.
Edward, Jack, Bettina–I didn’t post the “Bettina shut up” post–I have a feeling it was Jack or Bettina trying to make themselves look like victims–most likely it was Jack–assuming they’re not the same person.
Bettina, I didn’t post the previous “shut up” remark (I’m guessing that was Jack) but I have to tell you I haven’t stopped Jack from having his opinion but I have the right to express mine too. If someone’s trying to stifle opinions here it would be you. If you see me calling him on his ignorace “bullying” then you’ve really led a conflict fee life.
Jack, I know you like to think that people who disagree with you aren’t thinking independantly but maybe I just disagree with you. I like that you’ve taken the time to research every post I’ve ever made on this board–though it shows that you have way too much time on your hands.
Bettina, I meant “conflict free” of course.
Daniel, regardless of whether you did or didn’t–and I believe you when you say you didn’t–telling someone to shut up or arguing with someone’s opinion is not denying ANYONE the right to have an opinion so Bettina’s premise was false. The “shut up” comment, whatever its source, didn’t even make any sense anyhow, with the bit at the end about not posting on the thread.
I’ve known Daniel for years and I have never heard him tell anyone to “shut up”. I would put money down on it. But I love it how “Bettina” accuses him of bullying–total projection. It’s another reason I suspect Jack and Bettina are the same person.