Um, so I missed this yesterday, and I’m mostly inclined to let it pass, but here’s Victoria Jackson, who is apparently on the radio now, interviewing an “ex-gay” couple named Edward and Jessica. Apparently they met at an Exodus convention and they prayed the gay away together and I’m quite sure they have lots of sex, together.
You see, Edward became gay because his dad is a mean Cuban and Edward likes the performing arts. Jessica became a lesbian because her parents got divorced. Indeed, every time I go to a gay bar, the first question I ask is “Are you a Cuban or are your parents divorced?” It’s always one of those things.
If you listen long enough, you’ll get to hear Victoria recite a bible verse and then explain why she pictures herself in a harness with Jesus after she hears that verse.
Oh, and I really like the part where Edward says he is still “tempted by same sex attraction” [translation: "is into dudes"], but that he’s MORE tempted by chocolate cake. How very Blanche Devereaux. Anyway, enjoy!
[h/t Towleroad]
I’m also more tempted by chocolate. But, I’m still gay.
“I’m more tempted by chocolate” probably indicates that he’s eating the Gay away, not praying the Gay away. In a few years he’ll need a gastric bypass with a side order of therapy.
A Cuban father?! This doesn’t bode well for Little Ricky.
Am I the only one who would have no idea who the f**k Victoria Jackson is if not for her screeching about gay people?
Rainbow, I remember her from being the ditz on Saturday Night Live. Given the friendly characters she played I was pretty surprised to see her later in life so full of hatred for gays.
Probably not. Jackson never really became a major star. Her greatest success as an actress/comedienne was a five-year stint on “Saturday Night Live” as part of a busy ensemble cast, over 20 years ago. And she was the least interesting cast member at the time. Since leaving, she sank into further obscurity.
Edward,
Not close to your father and brothers? Closer to your mom and girls? Into the arts? Sorry, but your gayness is spilling out all over the place, even in your body language and your speech! Who do you think you are kidding? I speak from experience, because I had a similar background. Nobody prayed more than I to be changed and guess what God told me: “You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free.” The truth was, I am gay and the day I accepted that was the MOST free I have ever felt! Now I’m a very happy Atheist, openly gay man.
Jerry