Seems like Joe and I had the exact same reaction to Pat Robertson’s statement on the DC earthquake:
Ladies and gentlemen I don’t want to get weird on this so please take it for what it’s worth. But it seems to me the Washington Monument is a symbol of America’s power, it has been the symbol of our great nation, we look at that monument and say this is one nation under God. Now there’s a crack in it, there’s a crack in it and it’s closed up. Is that a sign from the Lord? Is that something that has significance or is it just result of an earthquake? You judge, but I just want to bring that to your attention. It seems to me symbolic. When Jesus was crucified and when he died the curtain in the Temple was rent from top to bottom and there was a tear and it was extremely symbolic, is this symbolic? You judge.
My god, these people vote.
A crack in the giant phallic symbol? Yeah, could be symbolic.
And the LORD did fit the Washington Moument with a might Prince Albert so that the nation of sheeple could be led around by its dick by His Holy Henchmen.
It was because b4U-ACT had a conference in Baltimore a few days before, don’t you people know anything?
Matt Barber and Judith Reisman went, and dubbed it a “normalizing pedophilia” conference.
What I want to know is: If Pat ever again wakes up with a hard-on, what will be the significance? His a*s has a crack in it, too. What does that mean? Now, I’m not trying to get weird on this or anything…..
Thank you, Gianni. I sincerely needed a laugh.
Giant phallic symbol has cracks in it?
Could it possibly be that the mighty phallocracy is finally falling? (A woman can only hope…)
So does the crack in the Liberty Bell mean freedom is ‘evil’ — oh , yeah, for robertson and his followers, it is.