This is pretty funny, even by the standards of whiny conservative rants against liberals. Herman Cain argued in a column a while back that it was the liberals who killed Jesus. Also, Jesus, who fed the poor and whatnot, was the world’s greatest conservative:

He helped the poor without one government program. He healed the sick without a government health care system. He feed the hungry without food stamps.

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For three years He was unemployed, and never collected an unemployment check.

I think a lot of Christian theologians would take exception to the idea that Jesus was, ahem, “unemployed.”

The liberal court found Him guilty of false offences and sentenced Him to death, all because He changed the hearts and minds of men with an army of 12.

Great, the liberals killed Jesus. Wait, being sentenced to death on false charges is a “liberal” thing? Rick Perry would beg to differ, I think!

[h/t bernardpliers and Joe]