Herman Cain says being gay is a choice. Dan says, y’know, prove it, in the way that only Dan can. It’s a little risque, so I’ll put it after the jump:
Dear Herman,
If being gay is a choice, show us the proof. Choose it. Choose to be gay yourself. Show America how that’s done, Herman, show us how a man can choose to be gay. Suck my dick, Herman. Name the time and the place and I’ll bring my dick and a camera crew and you can suck me off and win the argument.
Very sincerely yours,
Dan Savage
Heh. So many Religious Right loons could make their arguments more compelling if only they took this advice.
LOLOLOLOL.
Maybe Dan Savage should run for president. I’d vote for him. Often.
I don’t know about compelling but when “suck my dick then” is a legitimate argument and not some display of bravado in place of one, it should certainly make people consider their stance.
One suggestion: Any takers have to be hooked up to the necessary medical monitoring equipment to indicate whether they are turned-on/aroused by the demonstration. Otherwise, it’s just a choice of activity and not feeling. This would prove that the taker has truly exercised “choice” over his normal feelings of revulsion/disgust/aversion.
Love Dan’s logic but I’ll take a pass on the vulgarity. Being gay is more than just a sex act. A person can be celibate and still be gay.
That’s true Alonzo, I think I prefer the term affectional orientation to sexual orientation.