People on this side of the aisle who have been watching the 2012 Republican goat rodeo have been entertained, as every month or so, a new candidate rises in the polls to become The One Who Isn’t Mitt Romney Right Now. The Republicans really do hate their candidates. Well right now, it’s Newt Gingrich, and TBogg is particularly thrilled about the possibility of Newtie actually having to run for president, as am I. But it won’t go well for the Republicans if they do that, and here’s why:
I guess it really is true that when God closes one door he opens another one which, in this case, conceals an open elevator shaft.
My only concern now is that Newt may also bow out, choosing to run for president of another younger hotter country…
And that’s really all that needs to be said.