I suppose compared to Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum is marriage material, but this is pathetic:
Santorum said Gingrich’s stance of allowing exceptions [on abortion] is “inconsistent with mine and inconsistent clearly with most Iowans and, with respect to federal funding, with most Americans.”
Once Iowa conservatives are aware of Gingrich’s record, Santorum said, “my guess is that they’ll do what has happened to a lot of candidates, which is once you find out more about the candidates, you may try to look for another candidate.”
He added: “I may not be the guy that the girls are initially attracted to when they walk into the dance hall, but ultimately once you get to know all the folks, I’m the one you want to take home to Mom.”
Ew. I mean, granted, no woman in her right mind would want to take Newt Gingrich or Herman Cain home to Mom, but I’m struggling to imagine a scenario where that same woman would then opt for the piece pictured above. Unless this is what the lady and her mom are looking for.
[h/t Wonkette]
I think he’s hoping, secretly, that one of the boys will notice him but that no one else will notice when they slip out of the dance together and head off behind they gym.
Evidently he doesn’t know that women actually have another option. Instead of taking home the ‘best loser’ we can go home ALONE! And then choose a better place to meet Mr Right or Mr Right NOW than a place full of losers! Scary that he thinks that is a GOOD thing–to be the least loser-ish. WOW…
Least loserish sounds like the eventual winner of the GOP nomination
or least crazy-ish.
His scenario is: You lost out on every other guy so now you settle for the dregs (more commonly known as “scraping the bottom of the barrel”). WOW! He must figure that, at least, most women are THAT desperate! How in under the sun does his wife stand this man? He embodies so many of the repulsive attributes that make people want to flee.