And robots and carrots and couches and coke floats and Nerf footballs and Trapper Keepers and Justin Bieber and ascots and berries and scenic routes ["Adopt a Highway" will become "Marry a Highway and Have Sex With It"] and rocks and cans of Red Bull and in the case of polyamory, all of these things at the same time!

Be filled with fear, dumb American Family Association donors, be filled with fear! And give them money, of course.

By the way, the expert explaining alla this to us is named “Buster,” which is a very common name among the intellectual elite.


[h/t Joe]