Porno Pete tweeted this earlier, perhaps sensing that we aren’t giving him enough mockery/attention, his substitute for love, but I really don’t know what the hell he’s talking about.

petertwitter What, Porno Pete?

Yeah, the thing is, every time we think we have one of those undocumented “thousands” of “successful ex-gays” in our net, it goes off and either has sex with a member of its own gender, or, like the highest leaders of the “ex-gay” movement [Alan Chambers, John Smid, that guy in Brazil, and those are just the ones who have talked about it in the last month], admits that it still is totally attracted to the same sex.

Kind of a waste of our time, methinks. Porno Pete can keep wasting his life, though, because that’s all he knows, and it’s probably too late for him to change course at this point.