Just ’cause.
[John Moore/Getty Images; h/t Matt Sullivan @ Esquire]
Where’s Newt? I though it was a picture of Callista and…
oh.
With all their dough, you’d think she’d be able to keep her dark roots touched up in a timely manner.
It’s appropriate that she looks like a deer caught in headlights. How long till Swingrich dumps her for the next younger adultress?
When he doesn’t make it to the presidency, will he dump her and pick someone else who will help him there in his mind?
Nah, Swingrich won’t dump her. . . until she starts having health problems.
Wait… which is which?
Where’s Newt? I though it was a picture of Callista and…
oh.
With all their dough, you’d think she’d be able to keep her dark roots touched up in a timely manner.
It’s appropriate that she looks like a deer caught in headlights. How long till Swingrich dumps her for the next younger adultress?
When he doesn’t make it to the presidency, will he dump her and pick someone else who will help him there in his mind?
Nah, Swingrich won’t dump her. . . until she starts having health problems.
Wait… which is which?