I can’t even deal with this interview Michelangelo Signorile did with anally-fixated North Carolina pastor Patrick Wooden, much less figure out what parts to excerpt and block quote, but let me just say that his responses to Mike’s questions are the most logically incoherent thing I’ve ever seen. The good pastor seems to be just as misinformed about straight sex as he is about gay sex.
Oh, here’s one quote, to give you an idea of the weirdness that is Patrick Wooden:
Women use [lubrication]. Men and women have anal sex too.
The issue was less of anal sex in and of itself but sex with a member of the same sex.
So something different happens to men who have anal sex than women who have anal sex?
I would imagine if a woman was to participate in anal sex, I would imagine she would not have anal sex as often as two men do because [women] have a vagina.
Sometimes they just like it.
I know of cases like that, and I know one case in particular where the person just enjoyed it until severe medical problems happened.
Wingnuts. What do you do with them?
[h/t Pam]
The “old gay men will have to wear diapers” bit is beyond ridiculous. Compare the size and amount what comes out of most of us once, if not multiple times, every single DAY to the size of a penis. I’m going generalize and say it’s reasonable to think that almost all gay men aren’t having anal sex every day. Hell, I’d say every week or month. Saying anal sex will cause incontinence is like saying taking a dump will cause incontinence.
So many of these ‘religious perverts’ don’t know anything about having sex (or have very limited knowledge). They only have sex in the missionary position for 15 minutes on Saturday nights. That “bright light” from above hasn’t shown them the way!
@ Dusty – LOL
I know some gay men who *never* have anal sex; does this mean that all that cock sucking will give them TMJ ?
Dusty, don’t try to defend stupid statements. You just seem stupid yourself–oh, it’s you, never mind.
So in other words their typical; do as I say, not as I do.
It’s entertaining watching these pompous, sanctimonious, heteronormative crusaders contort themselves in a vain attempt to justify their double standards. It’s only a matter of time before they become a total joke and nobody believes them. That is their greatest fear.
Well, thanks for clarifying that Mr. Wooden.
You should at least give it a try though Patrick. If you knew how good it felt, I’m sure you would be all for it!!!
;)
Asshat.
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